The couch thread

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:47 pm

Nah, he's wearing a girdle. The "tapering" looks too unnatural. He's got a "pec" bump, then a bump underneath that which is the skin/fat that's getting pushed up by the undergarment.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:10 pm

syaigh wrote:Nah, he's wearing a girdle. The "tapering" looks too unnatural. He's got a "pec" bump, then a bump underneath that which is the skin/fat that's getting pushed up by the undergarment.

I did not know they made Spanx for men!

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:14 pm

Couch looking pretty lean. Muscle confusion?

A lot of alcoholics begin to waste away when they're near the end. It won't be long until the multiple organ failure kicks in and those white-board lectures go from being mildly amusing to looking like something that belongs in the drain channel of a slaughter-house floor. There'll be more piss and shit spewing from his orifices than you'd find on the average rhabdo ward after a local gaymes qualifier.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:45 pm

=D>

Nicely done, YID.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:45 am

Two Firefighters in one week. Apparently the shine is coming off the first responders @fit apple.

Didn't mean that some one died. Just came to IGx.

Moku_Nui · Post by **Moku_Nui** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:20 am

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Two Firefighters in one week. Apparently the shine is coming off the first responders @fit apple.

Explain please, I only heard of the one

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:59 am

I think Polo Tomasi is a Fire Fighter also...

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Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:48 am

chubbyhubby wrote:While the WGM was asleep at the wheel, Crossfit Football registered CougarFit.

http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f= ... q0mif4.2.1

Sleepy assed gorilla...

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:14 am

chubbyhubby wrote:While the WGM was asleep at the wheel, Crossfit Football registered CougarFit.

http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f= ... q0mif4.2.1

Expect to see Cougarfit andro Fridays (featuring the coug herself) coming soon.

On a similar note "Wild Gorila Man" is not registered. Ca-ching!

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baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:15 am

chubbyhubby wrote:While the WGM was asleep at the wheel, Crossfit Football registered CougarFit.

http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f= ... q0mif4.2.1

Expect to see Cougarfit andro Fridays (featuring the coug herself) coming soon.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:05 am

These guys are on our front lines?

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Jer ... ukIraq.jpg

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:54 am

All the secrets of Mayor McCheeze without the need to get a @FJ subscription.

http://www.crossfitaltitude.com/files/c ... urance.pdf

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:37 pm

Oh this is fucking hilarious:

‎"Your money is not so important to me that your safety is compromised. Ever." -- CFHQ Trainer Todd Widman

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:39 pm

Jay wrote:Oh this is fucking hilarious:

‎"Your money is not so important to me that your safety is compromised. Ever." -- CFHQ Trainer Todd Widman

As Cultbuster put down earlier on this...

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:28 pm

All the secrets of Mayor McCheeze without the need to get a @FJ subscription

Their big claim to fame is you can cut volume and produce results. nIf a real IM athletes cuts volume he fets the same results as they do, he dosen't do well. 5 hour marathons are what they do on the biggest loser, not shit you brag about. Now B-macs tells the triathletes that if you only do 12 workoust a week you will be fine? How is that better? I would rather bike 25 miles than do the filthy fifty. I nver thought the "science" could get worse, but B-mac is ousging it. "Run less than elite runners and go slower, but stay really sore from tabata sdhp"

Steggy · Post by **Steggy** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:49 pm

Dirt Diva had this as a status update on her Facebook account:

Why are so many ultrarunners putting on all these training camps and charging lots of money to run in the wilderness. I am very experianced people, and if you want someone who has run fastpacked all or parts of PCT, JMT(many times) TRT(4)times. I won't charge you $1200-$2000 bucks. I would only take donations to teach people about places I love and what I do ;-)

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:05 pm

CultBuster wrote:
All the secrets of Mayor McCheeze without the need to get a @FJ subscription
Their big claim to fame is you can cut volume and produce results. nIf a real IM athletes cuts volume he fets the same results as they do, he dosen't do well. 5 hour marathons are what they do on the biggest loser, not shit you brag about. Now B-macs tells the triathletes that if you only do 12 workoust a week you will be fine? How is that better? I would rather bike 25 miles than do the filthy fifty. I nver thought the "science" could get worse, but B-mac is ousging it. "Run less than elite runners and go slower, but stay really sore from tabata sdhp"

BChoke's talking head does the fine art of backpedaling and screaming "BUT @F is FREE!!!" once his ammunition of "ya'll don't understandz our program so ya suck balls" is taken away:

http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discu ... &posts=126

This is probably the best nugget in the babel shit:

Additionally, CFE's founder, Brian MacKenzie is very aggressive with his passion for this protocol and has verbalized this point of view which has rubbed many people the wrong way.

Nice way of saying that he acts like a fucking douchebag who can't put up nor will ever shut up. He's Glasshole without the gin-bloat and stupid knuckle tattoos.

Totally un-skeered.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:36 pm

Steggy wrote:Dirt Diva had this as a status update on her Facebook account:

Why are so many ultrarunners putting on all these training camps and charging lots of money to run in the wilderness. I am very experianced people, and if you want someone who has run fastpacked all or parts of PCT, JMT(many times) TRT(4)times. I won't charge you $1200-$2000 bucks. I would only take donations to teach people about places I love and what I do ;-)

I love that crazy bitch

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:37 pm

I want to lie down with her.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:51 pm

I've posted a couple of times on her blog asking her to come over and she says she will. Don't fucking run her off if she does.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:08 pm

Steggy wrote:Dirt Diva had this as a status update on her Facebook account:

Why are so many ultrarunners putting on all these training camps and charging lots of money to run in the wilderness. I am very experianced people, and if you want someone who has run fastpacked all or parts of PCT, JMT(many times) TRT(4)times. I won't charge you $1200-$2000 bucks. I would only take donations to teach people about places I love and what I do ;-)

Everybody who's asked why she's not in charge of CFE, this is why: She actually cares about training and racing. They idea of making it rain with cert dollars is an alien concept to her.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:11 pm

You can't hate someone that walks the walk as hard as she does.

Bitch be crazy!

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:50 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Steggy wrote:Dirt Diva had this as a status update on her Facebook account:

Why are so many ultrarunners putting on all these training camps and charging lots of money to run in the wilderness. I am very experianced people, and if you want someone who has run fastpacked all or parts of PCT, JMT(many times) TRT(4)times. I won't charge you $1200-$2000 bucks. I would only take donations to teach people about places I love and what I do ;-)
Everybody who's asked why she's not in charge of CFE, this is why: She actually cares about training and racing. They idea of making it rain with cert dollars is an alien concept to her.

That and she actually runs long distances (ie, doesn't do CF or CFE by any stretch of the imagination), right?

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