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Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a
medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having
Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'

Damn. It's that tousled black hair cascading thing again. That kills me.

Damn it, the belly tat is interfering with my Colonial "upstairs with the saucy bar wench" fantasy!

Yeah, I could do without it, too.

Them Brits love a busty ginger:



(a recent companion on "Dr. Who.")

Donna! Heh.

My boys just re-watched the first episode she was in. With the low-cut wedding dress, and the water spraying all over?

Yeah. That was good.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

That pretty much wins the award for greatest ass of all time.

No, it isn't.

This is...