The couch thread

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:11 pm

The SS forums are terrible. Not as bad as the SV forums, but close.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:17 pm

David Werner wrote:What subforum is the article in, i'd like to see responses.

Also why can't you link to SS and Robb Wolf? Is it cause there anti-crossfit?

BECAUSE...BECAUSE!!! THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP, DAVID!! YOU DON'T WALK INTO SOMEONE'S LIVING ROOM AND PISS ON THEIR COUCH!!! MEN AND WOMEN DIE FOR YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH, DAVID!! YOU DON'T GET TO ABUSE THE PRIVILEGE WHEREVER AND WHENEVER!!!!

ThespianDouche · Post by **ThespianDouche** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:36 pm

CF cares about form? Are you kidding? How many video are there with a trainer telling people "Good job, keep it up, push through it" compared to the number of videos where people are getting coached?

Fuck that dipshit, fuck him in the ass.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:40 pm

Alright guys I get it CrossFit is dangerous. Far more dangerous than playing football or basketball, or soccer. There are never injuries in any of those sports.....

High reps box jumps are irresponsibly dangerous, so are high rep olympic lifts, which is why Chris Spealler is in the sad physical state that he is in right now. You guys are right: I should stop doing all this dangeorus stuff because I am just asking for injuries. Maybe I should just take up Chess instead.

lulluluuuuluus

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:43 pm

The encouragement of poor form? Ha Ha! If your form breaks down because you punk out and get sloppy that is on you. If you read Jay Cutlers back training program and try to follow it and get injured it is on you. The magazine did not make you do it wrong you did. Same goes for CrossFit. Does form break down? Yes. Do people care more about time than doing things properly? Yes. Does CrossFit encourage poor form. No.

Um, how about every single video that was submitted during the 2011 Road To The Games Sectionals Online Virtual Competition?

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:48 pm

ThespianDouche · Post by **ThespianDouche** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:53 pm

Um, how about every single video that was submitted during the 2011 Road To The Games Sectionals Online Virtual Competition?

Find me a CF video with good form.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:55 pm

ThespianDouche wrote:
Um, how about every single video that was submitted during the 2011 Road To The Games Sectionals Online Virtual Competition?
Find me a CF video with good form.

Yes, well, that was kind of my point, wasn't it?

ThespianDouche · Post by **ThespianDouche** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:58 pm

It's hard to tell with you simian types, always smoking those banana peels.

Renegade Doughboy · Post by **Renegade Doughboy** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:26 pm

ThespianDouche wrote:It's hard to tell with you simian types, always smoking those banana peels.

Nice one, Massengill.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:24 pm

Jim Denofa wrote:People are very amusing with their definition of "sport" CrossFit is my sport, I suck at any game with a ball which is why I was drawn to powerlifting, and then olympic lifting, and then strongman, and then CrossFit. If I get injured playing my sport then I know I am normal. Everyone gets injured at some point.

Better find a new sport then:

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:26 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
ThespianDouche wrote:
Um, how about every single video that was submitted during the 2011 Road To The Games Sectionals Online Virtual Competition?
Find me a CF video with good form.
Yes, well, that was kind of my point, wasn't it?

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:44 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:You knew this was gonna happen, and it makes me smile. Once the Mouncey article hit the @fit boards, the kool-aid crew is going 'hot fire poker in the ass' crazy denouncing her and trying to tell everyone what @fit really is.

lulz

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=68987

From the same thread;

I think that the "don't you dare stop, you keep pushing!" thing is ingrained in many of us, whether CFers or not. I have a relative who trekked across Norway in the dead of winter, with minimal food/water, and losing toes/fingers to frostbite, to warn people about something related to WWII (I need to here that story again to get the facts straight) or another invasion. Many would look at him as a hero. Yet if it was a CF WOD, we'd wonder why he didn't scale or stop. There are just some times when stopping isn't an option.

So completing a WOD is on the same scale as warning your country of an an impen...........Shit, why bother. These fucking assholes are so retarded they don't make a bus short enough for them.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:48 pm

These fucking assholes are so retarded they don't make a bus short enough for them.

ThespianDouche · Post by **ThespianDouche** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:57 pm

Someone compared a CF workout to "Ze Germans are coming, ze Germans are coming"?

Just when you think Cf has reached the bottom. ..

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:58 pm

lasalle wrote:

Nice find. BMac before he was all sleeved up.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:03 pm

Its going to be an epic couple weeks here with the gaymes coming up.... can't wait for the HQ shitshow

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:05 pm

Any side bets going on a broken @fitter tally:

# SLAP tears:
# Achilles tendon ruptures:
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# dead?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:09 pm

The Crawdaddy wrote:Any side bets going on a broken @fitter tally:

# SLAP tears:
# Achilles tendon ruptures:
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# dead?

Maybe a near drowning from exhaustion

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:10 pm

All this brought me back to message boards, which I told my self I would never do again.

Jesus Fucking Christ who is this Katherine Derbyshire? Is there a single fucking topic she won't weigh in on? Is she on the payroll?

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:36 pm

lasalle wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ who is this Katherine Derbyshire? Is there a single fucking topic she won't weigh in on? Is she on the payroll?

It's the Aikido. It turns everyone into a douche.

ThespianDouche · Post by **ThespianDouche** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:38 pm

Look what it did to Seagal.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:25 pm

Jay wrote:
The Crawdaddy wrote:Any side bets going on a broken @fitter tally:

# SLAP tears:
# Achilles tendon ruptures:
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.
.
.
.

# dead?
Maybe a near drowning from exhaustion

The swim test is racist.

Zombomatic · Post by **Zombomatic** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:28 pm

Underwater Rhabdo.

Just wait.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:29 pm

This board knew this was coming all along:

CrossFit is evolving and that is a good thing. I see what the elite Crossfiters doing as advanced CrossFit.

IGX

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