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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
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It's a slow day on the RR for EZ.
You know better than that.

I'd be hucking knuckle pins and air hose wrenches at the motherfucker if I saw that shit.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
Gin Master wrote:Never can get a train when you need one.

[img]stupiddouchebag.jpg[/img]

It's a slow day on the RR for EZ.
You know better than that.

I'd be hucking knuckle pins and air hose wrenches at the motherfucker if I saw that shit.
I'd be standing on the damn bridge playing this little piggy... Oops, ran outta piggies. :finga:
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protobuilder wrote:I'm pro-hunting, but IMHO, that shows zero respect for the animal.
I agree, its one thing to hunt for food and use the animal, its another to show it no respect.

Its the same as trophy hunting in my book, anyone who hunts just to get a trophy should be drug down the street, and include this bitch with them

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Jay wrote:
Its the same as trophy hunting in my book, anyone who hunts just to get a trophy should be drug down the street, and include this bitch with them
That may yet happen, as I kinda/sorta tagged PETA in that pic on the spur of the moment, which may be their first exposure to @fit.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Jay wrote:
Its the same as trophy hunting in my book, anyone who hunts just to get a trophy should be drug down the street, and include this bitch with them
That may yet happen, as I kinda/sorta tagged PETA in that pic on the spur of the moment, which may be their first exposure to @fit.
I will pass it on to like-minded people who would find it interesting, to say the least.
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tough old man wrote:What the fuck is that stupid bitch doing? Crossfitfucking Mongolia?
More like auditioning for a Geico commercial.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Jay wrote:
Its the same as trophy hunting in my book, anyone who hunts just to get a trophy should be drug down the street, and include this bitch with them
That may yet happen, as I kinda/sorta tagged PETA in that pic on the spur of the moment, which may be their first exposure to @fit.
Clever move.

I'm no animal-rights nut, but freshly severed moose limbs used as exercise props is a new low for these guys. Fuck, it seems they hit a new low every other week now......


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The response to this pic shows just how far removed from how we get what we eat we are as a people. If you had ever been to a poultry plant, I do not think the pic would seem all that bad.

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The picture actually doesn't bother me in the slightest, but I can totally see how the optics of it would simply not play well.

And of course, I'm happy to do anything I can do to help HQ on its mission of committing the worst PR blunders in the history of business.
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It is just funny to me the comments about disrespect made by people who would not think twice about throwing meat away in their day to day life.

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So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far.
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Don't fuck with PETA. Even if you're a gorilla.
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Grim wrote:Don't fuck with PETA. Even if you're a gorilla.
PETA supports these guys:

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So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far.
Go though the appeal process. It takes a while though.
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tough old man wrote:
So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far.
Go though the appeal process. It takes a while though.
Already done. Drywall got the hook too, so clearly HQ is keeping it classy.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
tough old man wrote:
So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far.
Go though the appeal process. It takes a while though.
Already done. Drywall got the hook too, so clearly HQ is keeping it classy.
What was the reason ?
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So Facebook disabled my account. Clearly the moose jokes were a bridge too far
CFHQ is on FB and not ;letting up. Couch Crassmen recieved a nice friendly notice.

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This ones for all the niggers on thecouchthread, thought I'd bring it back to BMac

This guy finished his 12th Badwater this year at 75 years old

http://rosstraining.com/blog/category/t ... e-related/

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRmznLUyOcQ[/youtube]

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Hymen Asshole wrote:This ones for all the niggers on thecouchthread, thought I'd bring it back to BMac

This guy finished his 12th Badwater this year at 75 years old

http://rosstraining.com/blog/category/t ... e-related/

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRmznLUyOcQ[/youtube]
Watched all three of the "Death Valley Jack" videos. They kind of make you want to take a power sander to the knuckles of a certain someone and erase that phony unscared bull shit.
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"What happened to the First Amendment and freedom of speech??"

Please tell your supporters to drop this line from the description.

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I have no control over any of this.
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What the fuck? Why did FB suspend your account?

Ridiculous.

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Too many lulz.
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Cave Canem wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:This ones for all the niggers on thecouchthread, thought I'd bring it back to BMac

This guy finished his 12th Badwater this year at 75 years old

http://rosstraining.com/blog/category/t ... e-related/

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRmznLUyOcQ[/youtube]
Watched all three of the "Death Valley Jack" videos. They kind of make you want to take a power sander to the knuckles of a certain someone and erase that phony unscared bull shit.
Everything at that rosstraining link is awesome.
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