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What about Bob?

How long until he's sidelined with a CF injury?

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Just when I think things can't get any more stupid I see kipping handstand pushups.

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Stillwater wrote:What about Bob?

How long until he's sidelined with a CF injury?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4aIBNqAXhU[/youtube]

Just when I think things can't get any more stupid I see kipping handstand pushups.

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Why are they doing cheating front raises with a kettlebell?

Why are they doing the "flop and rebound" style situp?

Why is BHarp wearing kneehighs?

And what exactly is the point of a burpee if your feet barely leave the ground?

And do they still think they're building "power" with those types of workouts? That workout looks like an excellent way to kill power and speed development. But at least you got sweaty!
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That's a lot of chalk at :55
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WildGorillaMan wrote:That's a lot of chalk at :55
And some serious 'Hey you kids, get the fuck off my lawn!' socks.
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More to the point, Sumo-stance Burpees are the new Eeleet.
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Turdacious wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:That's a lot of chalk at :55
And some serious 'Hey you kids, get the fuck off my lawn!' socks.
Ol' B.Harp must be picking up a little extra cash wearing the "Life as RX" socks. Notice that they're all wearing the new Reebok shoes This vignette seem to be as much about product placement as it is B.Harp's story. (Roque, Reebok, a little Sorinex).
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I'm kind of in a state of disbelief right now. There's actually a blog post about @fit on CBS Sports NFL site.
http://eye-on-football.blogs.cbssports. ... 8/34753325

MY son told me there were ads for Bokfit on the main NFL site yesterday. Combined with the crush of other ads, this has got to cost a lot of dough.

Is Rbok trying to punish the NFL for giving the uniform contract to Nike? Is This Rboks last gasp? Are they throwing all their chips in the @fit box (so to speak) ?

Will there be anything left for the Zumba and jazzercise gals to wear when this crashes and burns?
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4:32 of that video is a legit LOL moment...did that faggot just score a touchdown at the Nigger Bowl?

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@fit turns average white men into eleeetness overnight....

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The power output on those burpees was OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love @fit. I wish more men would do it. The more men that @fit the stronger I appear.
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They found a way to "game" every single exercise. Where are the IWCABTAMD police now? Those fucking burpees are a disgrace.

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The case report in this weeks New England Journal of Medicine was a 37 year old with weakness, muscle pain, and weight loss. I was disappointed not to find crossfit on the differential diagnoses listed.
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Ed Zachary wrote:I love @fit. I wish more men would do it. The more men that @fit the stronger I appear.
I've been feeling the same way lately.

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Someone, help The Gorilla understand this mindset. From the @fit Commentz:

Would like to give crossfit some accolades, tried an experiment today. For the last 7 months I have done no workouts other than WOD's. Then today tested fitness level with a marathon. Although I added an hour to my PR and hit the wall about 5 miles earlier than I normally would, I still feel the same as after any other, and didn't have to waste hours upon hours in training runs. Thanks
Comment #44 - Posted by: Derek at February 5, 2012 11:59 AM
So, let me get this straight: Do mainpage WODs for seven months and you'll run a marathon a full hour slower than normal, but you'll still feel as tired as when you ran faster, and for that the program deserves accolades?

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Someone, help The Gorilla understand this mindset. From the @fit Commentz:

Would like to give crossfit some accolades, tried an experiment today. For the last 7 months I have done no workouts other than WOD's. Then today tested fitness level with a marathon. Although I added an hour to my PR and hit the wall about 5 miles earlier than I normally would, I still feel the same as after any other, and didn't have to waste hours upon hours in training runs. Thanks
Comment #44 - Posted by: Derek at February 5, 2012 11:59 AM
So, let me get this straight: Do mainpage WODs for seven months and you'll run a marathon a full hour slower than normal, but you'll still feel as tired as when you ran faster, and for that the program deserves accolades?

:facepalm:
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:http://health.yahoo.net/articles/fitnes ... t-crossfit

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Pushups around the room became increasingly bendy, jumps turned wobbly, deadlifts turned ugly.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Someone, help The Gorilla understand this mindset. From the @fit Commentz:

Would like to give crossfit some accolades, tried an experiment today. For the last 7 months I have done no workouts other than WOD's. Then today tested fitness level with a marathon. Although I added an hour to my PR and hit the wall about 5 miles earlier than I normally would, I still feel the same as after any other, and didn't have to waste hours upon hours in training runs. Thanks
Comment #44 - Posted by: Derek at February 5, 2012 11:59 AM
So, let me get this straight: Do mainpage WODs for seven months and you'll run a marathon a full hour slower than normal, but you'll still feel as tired as when you ran faster, and for that the program deserves accolades?

:facepalm:
Similarly, I have a programme that will take 50 kilos off your best squat and require NO TIME SQUATTING!
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Someone, help The Gorilla understand this mindset. From the @fit Commentz:

Would like to give crossfit some accolades, tried an experiment today. For the last 7 months I have done no workouts other than WOD's. Then today tested fitness level with a marathon. Although I added an hour to my PR and hit the wall about 5 miles earlier than I normally would, I still feel the same as after any other, and didn't have to waste hours upon hours in training runs. Thanks
Comment #44 - Posted by: Derek at February 5, 2012 11:59 AM
So, let me get this straight: Do mainpage WODs for seven months and you'll run a marathon a full hour slower than normal, but you'll still feel as tired as when you ran faster, and for that the program deserves accolades?

:facepalm:

They are only living up to one of their claims
If you come to us with a 4-minute mile, six months into it you are going to be 30 seconds slower but a whole hell of a lot fitter. Similarly, if you come to us with a 900-pound squat, in six months it's going to be 750 pounds, but you, too, will be much fitter. A 4-minute mile and a 900-pound squat are both clear and compelling evidence of a lack of balance in your program. This doesn't reflect the limitations of our program but the inherent nature of flesh and blood.

But here's the fascinating part. We can take you from a 200 pound max deadlift to a 500-750 pound max deadlift in two years while only pulling max singles four or five times a year. We will though work the deadlift, like most lifts, approximately once per week at higher reps and under grueling conditions. It may intuit well that if you can pull a 250 pound deadlift 21 times coming to the lift at a heart rate of 180 beats per minute, then 500 pounds for a single at a resting heart rate is perhaps manageable.
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Terry B. wrote: Similarly, I have a programme that will take 50 kilos off your best squat and require NO TIME SQUATTING!
Write it up as an e-book and sell it for $17.95


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powerlifter54 wrote:[
If you come to us with a 4-minute mile, six months into it you are going to be 30 seconds slower but a whole hell of a lot fitter. Similarly, if you come to us with a 900-pound squat, in six months it's going to be 750 pounds, but you, too, will be much fitter. A 4-minute mile and a 900-pound squat are both clear and compelling evidence of a lack of balance in your program. This doesn't reflect the limitations of our program but the inherent nature of flesh and blood.

But here's the fascinating part. We can take you from a 200 pound max deadlift to a 500-750 pound max deadlift in two years while only pulling max singles four or five times a year. We will though work the deadlift, like most lifts, approximately once per week at higher reps and under grueling conditions. It may intuit well that if you can pull a 250 pound deadlift 21 times coming to the lift at a heart rate of 180 beats per minute, then 500 pounds for a single at a resting heart rate is perhaps manageable.
God that's gold everytime I read it. Just so much wrong with it.
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