The couch thread

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:38 pm

Testiclaw wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Some lovely misdirection going on.

"There is no such thing as 'Pukie', we have not heard of it, or seen it,
it is a lie created by the American media. Couch, all praise be upon him, does not
lower himself to your pigdog levels. Thank you."

ah shit, there isn't much that makes me lol but this did the trick.

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:41 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:Dale Saran Haiku
Couch Glassman ring injury
Both impossible.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:52 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:
Beer Jew wrote:Dale Saran is a faggot of the highest order. Plus whichever retard is running that Pukie shit.

If a Tree fell on Dale Saran in the forest, would he then stfu?

I'm not sure where he practices "Law" but he should have already been sanctioned for misconduct.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:01 pm

Someone told me that BMack was going to get in on the action with a lovable cartoon mascot that would represent @FEndurance on Facebook (Quittie?) but he never finished filling out the registration page.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:49 pm

Professional grade.

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baffled · Post by **baffled** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:53 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Professional grade.

Wow

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:07 pm

So basically the takeaway here is that it's virtually impossible to get disbarred in Arizona?

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:19 pm

Anyway to fix that pic shaf?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:19 pm

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19 ... e1pwx.png/

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:21 pm

I think we should all refer to it as "The Reebok Games" from now on.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:23 pm

follow the direct link...that is not my screenshot, but someone PMed it to me. Mine work.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:27 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:So basically the takeaway here is that it's virtually impossible to get disbarred in Arizona?

That's pretty much it, I think. And that Dale Saran fits one of those internet personalities pretty well from Peach's thread.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:46 pm

Email to the Arizona state bar association?

Not that I would, just a thought though.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:47 pm

I have worked with some lawyers in some unusual situations. I worked construction with one in San Diego in the late 70s because there were so many of them out there at the time, it was hard to find work at a law firm. I know some disbarred lawyers. But I've never known one to act with so little dignity in public as Saran has on the pukie page.
C'mon, counsel for a multi million dollar enterprise challenging someone to a physical altercation and guaranteeing that medical personnel would be standing by?
Isn't the reason you hire counsel to avoid stupid shit like that? Does anyone at HQ realize how idiotic this whole thing makes them look? Can any thinking person take them seriously after this?
Is Reebok so intertwined with this whole fiasco that they have no option but to be abused by the people who are taking their money?

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:55 pm

You forget that he can apparently get cops to stand by to keep things clean in what is, at best, a sketchy sparring session.

It's incredible that they've made it this far. @F diehards make Scientologists look disloyal by comparison.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:57 pm

Cave Canem wrote: Does anyone at HQ realize how idiotic this whole thing makes them look?

Survey says....No.

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:59 pm

/runs away

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:04 am

Oh mai.
http://dalesaran.blogspot.com/

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:12 am

Fucking..... fuck.

I tried to swear off this thread since I just didn't hate @F anymore, but it's stoking a fire again that makes me want to swing my pood at someone.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:17 am

I would volunteer to a friendly spar with that fuck.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:21 am

What a duck says wrote:Oh mai.
http://dalesaran.blogspot.com/

Dale Saran, the modern-day Marcus Aurelius wrote:Someone asked me once what my politics were and my stock reply, which I thought a lot about beforehand and worked on, is that I don't have politics... I have principles.

Too easy. I'm just going to walk away.

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:31 am

Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:I would volunteer to a friendly spar with that fuck.

I read that way too fast at first.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:34 am

Ysoserious?

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:44 am

What a duck says wrote:Oh mai.
http://dalesaran.blogspot.com/

long-winded douchebag is long-winded.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:50 am

I take it back, he's a fucking retard. JESUS.

"Love the sound of artillery in the morning..."
Except that I really don't. I've been down at Camp Lejeune, NC, sitting in for my active duty counterpart, and it's been an interesting few weeks. First, as I come near the end of my career, I realize how much I'm likely to miss all of it. Base living is something out of 1950's middle America. It's a Norman Rockwell painting come to life.

Then there are the signs that line the highway that leads to and from the main gate. As far back as I can remember (and I was stationed here in the early 90's) whenever a unit is coming back from deployment - whether it's one of the current wars or even the six-month Mediterranean 'floats' - the fences that ring the base and line the highway are pasted with sheets, and placards, large and small, welcoming the men back. "Welcome Home, Corporal Chavez - Our Hero!" or "I MISSED YOU" are scrawled or painted on bedsheets and poster boards. They're everywhere. I saw one of my favorites just before the gate:
"New Dress... $100
New Shoes... $50
New Lingerie... $75
Being ready to Welcome Home our Men... Priceless"

First of all, there's nothing Norman Rockwell about Lejeune. Secondly, those fucking signs on the fence are the second most annoying thing about Jacksonville (the first being the "his boots/my flip flops" window decals).

IGX

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