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White guys doing the Haka just look a little silly and out of place. Maybe if they painted their faces blue.....
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X-fit isn't smart enough to catch on about box jumps.

Much better results with depth jumps. Jump off a platform of at least six feet and bound up. No landing on another box. 50-60 of those a work-out and you are ready for the gaymes.
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Lookit the spin machine go.

http://dearpukie.com/

You can't compare the statistic of 1 injury in one thing to the statistics of all injuries, in all things, which is the wonderful little attempt being made here.

Compare the rate of achilles tendon ruptures in the gen pop, and then compare it to the made up number that's thrown out to get a general kind of comparison.

Same with SLAP tears, same with rhabdo, hell, even STD transmission.


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Lookit the spin machine go.

http://dearpukie.com/

You can't compare the statistic of 1 injury in one thing to the statistics of all injuries, in all things, which is the wonderful little attempt being made here.

Compare the rate of achilles tendon ruptures in the gen pop, and then compare it to the made up number that's thrown out to get a general kind of comparison.

Same with SLAP tears, same with rhabdo, hell, even STD transmission.
This is going to make for a great case study one day. I wonder what Reebok thinks of couch and his newest make work project?


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Jonny Canuck wrote:
I wonder what Reebok thinks of couch and his newest make work project?
The word going around is that things aren't really that rosy right now between HQ and the 'Bok.

That would explain the frequent Glassassinations that Pukie has been engaged in making fun of Reebok.
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I found myself watching this for an extended period because I kept expecting one of these dillweeds to eat the bar.

I continue to be disappointed.
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Me too!But that style of exercising must be a dentists dream!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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Later the same two also exchanged bodily fluids.

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I'm good with us not having footage of said action.
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The Crawdaddy wrote:I'm good with us not having footage of said action.
Rest assured the footage exists. @fitters can't do a goddam thing without cameras rolling.
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Gary John wrote:X-fit isn't smart enough to catch on about box jumps.

Much better results with depth jumps. Jump off a platform of at least six feet and bound up. No landing on another box. 50-60 of those a work-out and you are ready for the gaymes.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:
Someone needs to make a Crossfit Innsmouth: Forging Elite F'tagn tee shirt. I would totally buy one.
This.

Didn't you know Rawlings, Jay? Jesus, broken fucking back AND achilles rupture. Holy fuck, that poor bad bitch.

Anyway, fuck 'em. Due diligence and all that. If you didn't do your own research on programming and injuries, then, oh well, have fun with your broken body for the rest of your life.
Yes I did know her rather well. The back issue came from a misaligned hip combined with high intensity training. Her old "trainer" took her through ball-breaking senseless workouts that lasted 30-60 minutes with a kitchen sink mentality and it really stepped up that injury.

She's a hard worker and a good businesswoman as well as a damn good athlete (soccer) and its a shame she ignores the warning signs with excessive @fitting to chase that gaymes bullshit...

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Cave Canem wrote:http://crossfitlisbeth.com/2012/03/08/b ... elentless/

What is it with @fitters incessant need to spout this self affirmation crap ? And lulz at the comment "We are Rockstars"!
We have only one "motivational" quote at my gym, it's "STFU and train."
Are you fucking kidding me??!!!

I played rugby for years and that's as close to relentless as a sport gets and we never said shit like this... ever...

Lis picked up where Gilson left off, but she is MUCH worse and its laughable.

Lis, I know you read this site, for the love of all that's holy... please shut up. Its exercise, not the Battle of Waterloo. You are heaving barbells around and jumping for joy over a chinup bar, you are making this out to be the apex of human existence, its really not... its working out. I suggest playing a physical sport just once to get a feel for some real intense shit, that first smack you take to the ribcage that leaves you on the ground unable to breathe, the first time you break your ankle and have the trainer tape it up while you pop 2 vikes to continue playing and the first time you help your team actually win a game is much more poetic worthy than "Fran". Your perspective is shitty and its old.

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Indeed it is.

Of course, that's why they are making exercise a sport.


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Crossfitters need to be told that if it's the last thing they do, the ultimate training affect is to be had from wearing a non removable gas mask that also does not allow you breathe. This way they can all die doing what they love.

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Jay wrote:Lis picked up where Gilson left off
THIS.


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I'm sure that the physicians mentioned below just aren't as up on the statistics of sports injuries as dear couch/pukie is...
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/03/09/2 ... -risk.html
The reasons for the injuries include increased activity on days off without proper conditioning, a lack of warm-up, or overdoing one activity rather than working the various muscle groups through cross-training — mixing cardiovascular with resistance training. The popularity of TV programs like The Biggest Loser, which provides an edited version of reality, and the popularity of CrossFit programs that stress strenuous strengthening routines, have an impact on injuries.

“The biggest issues are calisthenics programs like CrossFit, not that there’s anything wrong with the program, but people jump in so enthusiastically they overdo things,” said Kaplan, who works as head team physician for the Miami Hurricanes and medical director for the Miami Marlins.

“People used to do just the basic workout, but would get bored with that. The recent fad of CrossFit Olympic-style lifting or boot camp classes and these type of fitness things, with no screening for health or injuries, you will see a lot of people getting hurt,” added Dr. Luis Feigenbaum, chief of service at UHealth in the department of physical therapy at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine.

“It’s been an interesting shift these past three to four years with the advent of these boot camps, which have surged in popularity. Even on ESPN, you see CrossFit games and there’s really no mechanism of teasing out who should be in it or not in it. If you pay your membership you’re in, and so you’ve got couch potato weekend warriors with no foundation or baseline. They try Olympic-style lifts and they are back worse than before, even when they were inactive, because they are hurt.”
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http://www.jkconditioning.com/2012/02/c ... uncle.html
Dr. Carla Cupido of Baseline Health (www.baselinehealth.ca) in West Vancouver, BC, Canada sees quite a few injuries sustained doing Crossfit workouts. Cupido states that most of the injuries she sees are a result of poor exercise technique, poor functional patterns and too many reps performed on an “ill-prepared body.” She adds the “aggressive training structure” doesn’t help matters. Most of the injuries Cupido treats include shoulder impingement-type injuries, low back and neck strains and wrist sprains.


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You know you have a PR problem when something like this happens (same shit, different team) and...
6 OSU Lacrosse Players Hospitalized For Same Issue
COLUMBUS, Ohio --
Six Ohio State women's lacrosse players were hospitalized this weekend for the same medical issue after one player reported not feeling well.

According to The Ohio State University, the student athletes were admitted to school's Wexner Medical Center with symptoms of rhabdomyolysis on Friday, March 9.
The first thought that crosses knowledgeable people's minds is:
1) I wonder if they were doing @F? or...
2) I bet they were doing some stupid @F shit.

And yet another athletic professional speaks out on the foundation of the "one WOD for everyone" concept:
http://athleticbusiness.com/articles/ar ... 5&zoneid=8
"Most coaches know how much an athlete can do, and they up the intensity gradually," says Clarkson, whose work on the committee that added mention of rhabdomyolysis to the NCAA Sports Medicine Handbook predated the South Carolina case. "And if it's a new exercise they haven't done, then it starts out slow, with fewer repetitions and then increases gradually. What happened in Iowa is that the intensity was increased too much, too soon."

Though rare, rhabdomyolysis is most often manifested in team sports, where conditioning often requires all individuals to perform the same tasks at the same level of intensity. According to certified athletic trainer Paul Ullucci, president of Ullucci Sports Medicine in East Providence, R.I., and a National Athletic Trainers Association board member, "Team training by definition does not take into consideration each individual's capabilities and tolerances, let alone if there are underlying medical conditions that prevent an athlete from performing at his or her best."

Are certain individuals more susceptible to the condition than others? After all, for every Iowa football player hospitalized with rhabdomyolysis, six completed the workout unharmed. "It does appear there are people who are more susceptible," says Clarkson, who adds there is no conclusive evidence to date indicating that steroid or supplement use plays a role in rhabdomyolysis risk. "It could be that some people push themselves beyond what we call the tolerable limit."

"It is important to stress that those who have this condition are not weak or not up for the challenge, but rather that the exercise routine was not properly designed to meet their needs and capabilities on that particular day," Ullucci says. "The factors that make an athlete more or less susceptible to this condition are numerous and can vary from day to day. They can range from the simple — how much water the athlete drank that day — all the way to preexisting medical conditions such as kidney disease and sickle cell trait. As individuals we all have varying tolerances to activity. To assume all can perform the same workout at the same intensity is going against the very foundation of everything modern medicine and sports conditioning have found over the past two decades."
@F is changing college sports...they helped get rhabdomyolysis included in the NCAA Sports Medicine Handbook!


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some might say that Pukie has been acting a little paranoid lately. A friend of mine sent me this tape of the Pukie team's last brain dump. Just imagine GG and BM conspiring to take down IGX by completely destroying the @fit brand so we would have no new material for the forumz.

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See this? This is how a trademark gets lost: through an endless barrage of other brands co-opting your name until it becomes meaningless. in this case, an article on Livestrong promising "a Crossfit body" with no actual Crossfit in the article (unless of course you agree that Everything Is Crossfit).

http://www.livestrong.com/article/55613 ... sfit-body/

It's not a question of if HQ will lose their own brand name, it's when, how badly, and who's going to do it to them: Reebok, Livestrong, or another contender we haven't even seen yet.

On a related note, I finally saw the Reebok Sport Of Fitness TV commercial. How come the name Crossfit was nowhere to be seen?
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