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Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:03 pm

I love that car pulling clip. Kind of, what was the plan, again?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:17 pm

Liz is a warrior. She'll be back. This is a perfect opportunity to shoot a dramatic video with her slo-mo looking over her shoulder and glaring at the camera. She's down, but never out.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:25 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Liz is a warrior. She'll be back. This is a perfect opportunity to shoot a dramatic video with her slo-mo looking over her shoulder and glaring at the camera. She's down, but never out.

She is beyond the beyondable.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:31 pm

protobuilder wrote:
She is beyond the beyondable.

That would make a great tee shirt. You're pretty good at this.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:54 pm

Starring Lisbeth as Lt. Dan and her chiro as Forrest Gump in "What @Fers think they do in the Games 12.3"...don't mind the other nameless injured @Fers rounding out the scene.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIMHOCS6ZC8[/youtube]

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:58 pm

an oldy but a goody

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZfF9diwIE[/youtube]

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:10 am

Gin Master wrote:
Lisbeth, of course wrote:I am a word beyond relentless. A power beyond unstoppable. A force this world has not even really begun to understand.

Go ahead and underestimate me. I like it better that way. I will simply keep working until there is nothing between me and … victory.

It was the wallballs that did her in?

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:30 am

when your max dead is 185, a medicine ball is practically an immovable object - as an 'unstoppable force' she divided by zero. really, it was math that did her in.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:41 am

Unstoppable force my ass.... then again Chiros are known to be harder than Genghis Khan.

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:08 pm

tzg wrote:It was the wallballs that did her in?

hahahahahahaha fuck that stupid cunt

D'Aquisto · Post by **D'Aquisto** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:55 pm

New WOD

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:02 pm

It should be called "Flat Tire".

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:15 pm

http://www.yogadork.com/news/running-ti ... ignations/

A primer of what is to come...no pun intended.

Anus ara...? AYKM?

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:22 pm

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wod ... video.html

This just ever ends. They just forgot to say "We are NOT poor" in the intro.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:09 pm

I like the "wearing your shirt" article idea.

EDIT: the joke is that they never wear their shirts.

Brutal Bajan · Post by **Brutal Bajan** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:31 am

"Welcome back to WADTalk with ya host, Linda Richman. This week owa' guest is Lisbeth Dawash. Welcome Lisbeth. Now Lisbeth dawling, it is with a heavy hawat that I learnt you had to pull out of the Crawsfit Games Twenty Twelve. Apparently while you wa doing ya woolbools ya developed a shpilkis in ya genechtagazoink. So.. unfortunately.. ya won't be competing... oh, excuse me... I'm a little verklempt... here, talk amongst yaselves, I'll give you a topic: Crossfit Athletes are neitha' fit, nor athletes... discuss..."

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:23 am

no, dammit, the Reebawk Games.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:32 am

The 2012 Reebok Games are going to be amazing.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:03 am

powerlifter54 wrote:http://www.yogadork.com/news/running-ti ... ignations/

A primer of what is to come...no pun intended.

Anus ara...? AYKM?

Holy shit! I'm so out of that loop. I'd recently heard of the John Friend thing.

I've known Darren Rhodes (one of the high level Anusara teachers that quit, mentioned in that article) for going on 15 years. I'm commenting because he was mentioned in that article.

I specifically stopped going to all of his studios (he has 3 or 4 in town at last I counted, 2 are easily within drive of my work), in spite of the $5/CLASS prices, because I felt like everyone there was drinking the Anusara Kool-Aid and it was just too much. The preaching. The raw vegan bullshit. The yoga language that had to permeate everything, because Western words just simply couldn't cover it enough.

Aversions to kool-aid drinking must be in my blood or something. I can't wait until Barky posts her stuff on an anonymous website and this all starts for @F. Asstro must be salivating for that day to come.

EDIT: BTW, the time and $$ investment required previously to become a TRUE (not just "Anusara-inspired", what a bullshit term for an intern) Anusara yoga instructor absolutely DWARFED the commitment to do a L1 @F cert. Just sayin'. Look it up.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:07 am

Brutal Bajan wrote:

"Welcome back to WADTalk with ya host, Linda Richman. This week owa' guest is Lisbeth Dawash. Welcome Lisbeth. Now Lisbeth dawling, it is with a heavy hawat that I learnt you had to pull out of the Crawsfit Games Twenty Twelve. Apparently while you wa doing ya woolbools ya developed a shpilkis in ya genechtagazoink. So.. unfortunately.. ya won't be competing... oh, excuse me... I'm a little verklempt... here, talk amongst yaselves, I'll give you a topic: Crossfit Athletes are neitha' fit, nor athletes... discuss..."

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:23 pm

This is the kind of hardcore spirit that will define the 2012 Reebok Games.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:29 pm

Notice...nothing about crossfit on that poster. lulz.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:31 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Notice...nothing about crossfit on that poster. lulz.

I'm so stoked about the Reebok Games I might actually watch them live this year.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:33 pm

Plenty of the epic douchebaggery we've come to expect from anything connected though. R@@bawk on the way to the bottom.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:18 pm

We will get to see @ft screw up professional lax players. There was an article in a lax mag where 5 good lax players do @ft workouts. Sponsored by the bok. Which makes sense since they do most of the pro box lax.

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