DARTH wrote:My daughter will be told "Act as you wish to be treated. Carry yourself as a lady and then you should expect to be treated as such. Act a cunt and get treated as a cunt."
She comes to me after getting married and shows me her husband beat her ass becuase he was mad/frustrated/drunk and I will break his arms and ass fuck him with a bat.
She comes crying because he slapped her and tossed her to the couch or gave her the STFU Darth Vader 1 hand choke grip and warning because she ran her mouth, berated him and then pushed him and Ill slap the other side of her face and drag her home on a leash.
Do you have plans to release a parenting e-book in the near future? If so, "drag her home on a leash" isn't a bad title.
He's already got one:
I prefer this cover art
Don't believe that I missed either of these.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
In 1999, I stopped by a small surplus store that I used to shop in to find it stuffed to the gills with 1,000% more inventory than it had ever had before. The owner, when asked, said that he didn't believe the world was going to melt down but the fact that others did was good for business.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Truth be told, if shit gets permanently Mad Max, I'm not sure I'd want to survive to deal with it anyway.
Wear this and you'll never go hungry. YOu may learn to hate yourself, though.
In my case I'm afraid that I'll just die hungry and horny.
Not me. I'd have so much food I'd be in danger of getting so fat nobody'd want to fuck me anymore.
I'd have to strike a balance somehow.
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
