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Jeezus. I made it about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus. I made it about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

You missed him lightly stroking her leg,
And telling her he wanted the PVC to gently "kiss" her shin and thigh.

Crust Bucket wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:How fucking clueless are these people? The Gl@sshole looks like he spent the night under bridge giving blowjobs for a quarter.

LOL

On that note I refuse to watch any more of their bullshit. For some reason my laughter of them makes me angry at how stupid people really are when it comes to douche bags and them emptying your wallet or purse

Have to say that gave me a chuckle as well. And does he now have a permanent slur? Or is he drunk? (I guess that's a dumb question.)

I refuse to watch that video...

anything that details his coaching "expertise" makes me want to shit in his mouth

syaigh wrote:

Crust Bucket wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:How fucking clueless are these people? The Gl@sshole looks like he spent the night under bridge giving blowjobs for a quarter.

LOL

On that note I refuse to watch any more of their bullshit. For some reason my laughter of them makes me angry at how stupid people really are when it comes to douche bags and them emptying your wallet or purse

Have to say that gave me a chuckle as well. And does he now have a permanent slur? Or is he drunk? (I guess that's a dumb question.)

The entire sub-structure of his brain is riddled with gin.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The backwards baseball cap or whatever the fuck that is makes me howl. Glassmans been unable,to articulate how to deadlift from day 1.

Look at him. Who dresses like that? Honestly. He looks like he's going to a casting call for Home Alone 6. Who fucks this guy? Women with a thing for disabled 12 year olds with Progeria?

Is it the hipster in him? Are clothes just an afterthought at this point? Whatever he picks up at the thrift store on his way home from lecturing at some bullshit symposium for future business leaders? Haircuts are for losers? Please...somebody with a $300k muscle car should put on some more personal scrub than that.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The backwards baseball cap or whatever the fuck that is makes me howl. Glassmans been unable,to articulate how to deadlift from day 1.

Look at him. Who dresses like that? Honestly. He looks like he's going to a casting call for Home Alone 6. Who fucks this guy? Women with a thing for disabled 12 year olds with Progeria?

Is it the hipster in him? Are clothes just an afterthought at this point? Whatever he picks up at the thrift store on his way home from lecturing at some bullshit symposium for future business leaders? Haircuts are for losers? Please...somebody with a $300k muscle car should put on some more personal scrub than that.

He's too cool for school man... he's motherfucking Couch! He can dress how he wants, grow his hair out and pretend to be a fitness icon all he wants.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The backwards baseball cap or whatever the fuck that is makes me howl. Glassmans been unable,to articulate how to deadlift from day 1.

Look at him. Who dresses like that? Honestly. He looks like he's going to a casting call for Home Alone 6. Who fucks this guy? Women with a thing for disabled 12 year olds with Progeria?

Is it the hipster in him? Are clothes just an afterthought at this point? Whatever he picks up at the thrift store on his way home from lecturing at some bullshit symposium for future business leaders? Haircuts are for losers? Please...somebody with a $300k muscle car should put on some more personal scrub than that.

Or be able to hire a personal trainer to make him look/move better . . . .

Why is her grip so wide? And why is Greg dressed like Paul Ryan?

I've watched some fairly sketchy stuff but felt dirty watching that.

syaigh wrote: Or be able to hire a personal trainer to make him look/move better . . . .

I texted him and offered free training in a drug friendly environment where he would be sequestered from the rank and file riff raff two years ago. He did not take me up on the offer.

PerpenDICKular, keep it perpenDICKular, do you know what perpenDICKular means?

is that some type of subliminal message for her at the beginning?

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus. I made it about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

You missed him lightly stroking her leg,
And telling her he wanted the PVC to gently "kiss" her shin and thigh.

my favorite part, too. down on one knee, rubbing, stroking, earnestly imploring her to keep that triangle perpendicular. the weird thing is he was prolly banging that soccer mommy a half hour after the vid ended. fucking cults.

i'm just jealous.

Couch is the John Davies of Douchebaggery.

Renegade recidivism.

John Davies is the John Davies of Douchebaggery. Couch is the Jesus.

syaigh wrote:

Crust Bucket wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:How fucking clueless are these people? The Gl@sshole looks like he spent the night under bridge giving blowjobs for a quarter.

LOL

On that note I refuse to watch any more of their bullshit. For some reason my laughter of them makes me angry at how stupid people really are when it comes to douche bags and them emptying your wallet or purse

Have to say that gave me a chuckle as well. And does he now have a permanent slur? Or is he drunk? (I guess that's a dumb question.)

It looks like Budding found him under the bridge and stopped for clothes at the Salvation Army on the way to shoot this.
And why do they keep posting videos of him slurring?

T200 wrote:John Davies is the John Davies of Douchebaggery. Couch is the Jesus.

Exactly. Davies is small time, plus, he actually trains, albeit with doing a bunch of stupid shit. I remember years ago Davies implied his 190 lb ass could wake up and power clean 405 cold

I doubt couch could do anything with 405.

Davies might DL and squat it, but not PC it.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I doubt couch could do anything with 405.

He could find a way to squeeze $1000 out of it.

sanchezero wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus. I made it about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

You missed him lightly stroking her leg,
And telling her he wanted the PVC to gently "kiss" her shin and thigh.

my favorite part, too. down on one knee, rubbing, stroking, earnestly imploring her to keep that triangle perpendicular. the weird thing is he was prolly banging that soccer mommy a half hour after the vid ended. fucking cults.

i'm just jealous.

It's getting harder and harder for regular guys to nail hot soccer moms. Used to be you could just roofie their Starbucks lattes but now, with so many of them abusing their children's Ritalin and Adderall (and occasionally the meth they buy from their pool boy), it's damn near impossible to knock them out.

Siiiiigh. You almost have to be a celebrity or "fitness personality."

And yep, I classify Greg as a "fitness personality" just like the "Fitness Made Simple" guy, and that homo with the leotard and the Jew-Fro

sanchezero wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:Jeezus. I made it about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

You missed him lightly stroking her leg,
And telling her he wanted the PVC to gently "kiss" her shin and thigh.

my favorite part, too. down on one knee, rubbing, stroking, earnestly imploring her to keep that triangle perpendicular. the weird thing is he was prolly banging that soccer mommy a half hour after the vid ended. fucking cults.

i'm just jealous.

He didn't bang her after the video! Coach is all about the casting couch. Probably 10+ soccer moms "tried out" for this video before this one made the cut.

Also Coach is a hobo.

Mountebank wrote:
@FHQ can't even be honest with their PED testing. Wonder what they will do with this? Wonder what US Masters swimming will do when they get ahold of this info? Will the witch-hunt go after Kristan Clever next? Who knows...

Buh bye now!

How the fuck do people thing this might wash at Olympic level? I'm all for a PED free-for-all at that level but chopping your balls off to reduce drag in the pool is a step too far...

Batboy2/75 wrote:How fucking clueless are these people? The Gl@sshole looks like he spent the night under bridge giving blowjobs for a quarter.

Diamond Dallas Page has helped how many physical wrecks get back into shape? However, Gl@sshole looks like a sack of shit after running a fitness system for over a decade?

Where is the motherfucker's self respect?

I turned down working with Mahler last year because I was not in anywhere near the shape I thought was acceptable to be in front of a group of people teaching K'belling and fitness. Granted I know my shit after thousands of hours of training people in the last 11 years but I still feel you should lead from the front or at least in the line.

If I can't do 90% of the standard KB drills with a 70#KB for reps, even if I don't durring a workshop, then I have no place in front of people.

This cunt can only DL that PVC, a droped dollor or a bottle of gin.

A bunch of aggressive tweets from the CrossFit twitter account against Reebok, complaining about Reebok Crossfit.