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Post by stanley_white »

I recently registered after a long time lurking.

I am a veteran. I am a husband. I am a father. I am not certified in anything. I am Joe Average trying to evolve and maintain my gains.

Thank you to everyone for the amazing content this website offers. When I rediscovered kettlebells last year I read all 138 pages of the "Evolution of Kettlebell Lifting in America" thread and found it highly educational and funny. I send quality content from "The Couch Thread" to my cult fit buddies as part of my weekly harassment program. =D>

I also have a blog where I vomit forth what works for me if anyone wants to cuss or discuss the content.

http://sustainableevolution.wordpress.com/

I look forward to participating here.

Take care.

-Stan

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Welcome! :happiness:

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stanley_white wrote:Gay shit
Fuck yourself.

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Dunn wrote:
stanley_white wrote:Gay shit
Fuck yourself.
Exactly!

-Stan

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Welcome Stan. Don't reply to anything else in this thread, even if you really really really want to go camping with Shape.
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stanley_white wrote:
Dunn wrote:
stanley_white wrote:Gay shit
Fuck yourself.
Exactly!

-Stan
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stanley_white wrote:-Stan
This reminds me of @ and -s-. Don't.
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stanley_white wrote:I am not certified in anything.
Please send a $750 down payment for my certification program to [email protected]. That is an early bird down payment so get in now!
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You sound boring as hell. You'll fit right in.
(edit) I read your blog-not bad.

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Donate to the forum.

Post tits.
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dingleberry wrote:Donate to the forum.

Post tits.

This.
Tantum validus superstes

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Cave Canem wrote:
dingleberry wrote:Donate to the forum.

Post tits.

This.
And ass too.
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Don't introduce yourself.
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Another fucking workout blog and with Kettlebells! You're not very creative; are you Stan?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
dingleberry wrote:Donate to the forum.

Post tits.

This.
And ass too.
And lesbians sucking/licking/etc. their assorted tits and asses.

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We already have a boring fitness blogger here, so go fuck yourself and hang out at the strong fist forums.
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His first post, and there's a link.

i hate this fucking guy.
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You should reconsider your position proto. I checked out his website and its a wealth of information about alleviating gastrointestinal difficulties related to eating berries.



You should check it out...

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yada yada yada...When I rediscovered kettlebells... yada yada yada
What did they move to a different hemisphere?

In other words you left them in the garage behind the empty wine cooler cases until you found them while rooting through the debris of your life.
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Congratulations. You're pathetic in a way that inspires pure hate.
It's great to be first at last

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Pretty much everything Dunn posted goes for me as well. Fucking hell.

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Fuck off back to Chinatown White.

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Are you a nigger lover?

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