Mr. and Mrs. Jesus

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Terry B. wrote:"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:1)
Does it say anything about if your testicles are treated roughly or trod upon by 'ladies' wearing high heels?? We need a clear definition of "crushed."
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protobuilder wrote:
Terry B. wrote:"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:1)
Does it say anything about if your testicles are treated roughly or trod upon by 'ladies' wearing high heels?? We need a clear definition of "crushed."
They have something about lusting after cocks like donkeys but not sure about high heels - brb.
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Y'all actin like JC didn't love him some pussy.
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Dude, you're talking about the inventor of pussy.
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Fat Cat wrote:Dude, you're talking about the inventor of pussy.
No, that was his old man.
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Gorbachev wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Dude, you're talking about the inventor of pussy.
No, that was his old man.
good point
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protobuilder wrote:
Gorbachev wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Dude, you're talking about the inventor of pussy.
No, that was his old man.
good point
thanks, m8
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Terry B. wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
Gorbachev wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Dude, you're talking about the inventor of pussy.
No, that was his old man.
good point
thanks, m8
np
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