Doing God's Work

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Doing God's Work

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We get a lot of write-ins, from ladies, and gentlemen, talking about everything under the sun. We've had some odd questions, with many, but we ended up talking about exercise, in quite a few of them. I'm not sure why we ended up there, but ultimately, the solutions to many things people said, was simply that the girls (the subject of the talk) had to hit the gym. A lot of problems, today, could be resolved by just simply hitting the gym.

We get a lot of ladies asking us how they can sex better, mainly why they can't throw the ass back at a dude, like the pornos show. A lot of ladies are made that they can't really fuck like they should, can't hold a pose in bed like they should, it's all related to the lack of using the muscles in your body. So you'll need to up the ante, ladies, can't be lazy here.
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Re: Doing God's Work

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Everyone should be passionate about something.

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If all the broads who are prescribed anti-depressants like Paxil were instead given Anavar by their doctors they'd look better and feel better.

They'd still be crazy, but at least they'd look better.
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Re: Doing God's Work

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I'm going to start a web portal dedicated to kegeling for women. It needs a title for sure...something along the theme of "how to build a snapping pussy that brings your man to his knees".

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