So we're getting the band back together?!?

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Sun Dec 12, 2021 9:08 pm

So your wife (16yr old flip male) has convinced the court you can safely use electrical devices?

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Sun Dec 12, 2021 9:11 pm

*shorting Blackstone stock due to liability exposure for selling deranged mental defective dangerous products*

Sangoma · Post by **Sangoma** » Sun Dec 12, 2021 10:13 pm

Is it portable? Can you bring it to you camping trips?

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:40 pm

Shapecharge wrote: ↑Sun Dec 12, 2021 7:21 pm Gentlemen...and i use that term only to be polite...I have added another device to the team. My wife bought me that big, fat-ass Blackstone Griddle you dirty bitches. I just got it on Thursday. Seasoned it up Thursday night and did some burgers on it and this morning I did a traditional b'fast of bacon, hash browns and eggs. Next up...chicken/shrimp fired rice.

Is this your way of coming out? A griddle? Or was it girdle? Make me pancakes, shortstack! Masterblaster runs Bartertown.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:34 pm

Fat Cat wrote: ↑Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:01 pm I will neither spatch nor cock. This is the recipe I'm using: https://www.traeger.com/recipes/smoked-turkey

I do need to get some poultry shears though.

Kuhn Rihon makes a really excellent pair that are pretty reasonable and not high-maintenance. We use them a ton after seeing our neighbors use them for things like snipping bite-sized stuff for kids.

High end shears are a PITA to sharpen.

Shapecharge wrote: ↑Sun Dec 12, 2021 7:21 pm Gentlemen...and i use that term only to be polite...I have added another device to the team. My wife bought me that big, fat-ass Blackstone Griddle you dirty bitches. I just got it on Thursday. Seasoned it up Thursday night and did some burgers on it and this morning I did a traditional b'fast of bacon, hash browns and eggs. Next up...chicken/shrimp fired rice.

Shape you gotta smoke some balogna on the BGE and then slice it up and slap it on the girddle. Add mustard and grilled onions on a kaiser roll. Send money.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Wed Dec 15, 2021 4:04 pm

Dang Benny and Mak digging in some solid shots to the midsection and I'm so outta practice I've got nothing and Sangria too. Christ what has happened to me. Thanks Mario for fucking everything up.

Guys, this griddle is no bowlsheet! Last night I made chickin' and shrimp fried rice! Mrs. Shape almost shit herself or had an orgasm...I can't really tell anymore.

Spells you magnificent bastard...that's an awesome idea!

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Dec 15, 2021 5:46 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 3:34 pm Kuhn Rihon makes a really excellent pair

Gonna look around locally to see if I can find 'em, otherwise I will order. I've been meaning to for the longest time.