I am going to fuck Sara Jean Underwood (NSFW)

[Mickey O'neil]

I have a new girlfriend and her name is Sara Jean. I love her very much.

[Mickey O'neil]

Noods to follow when I get home tonight.

[WildGorillaMan]

Katy Perry is going to go postal when she finds out you're stepping out on her.

[Mickey O'neil]

Katy Perry is going to go postal when she finds out you're stepping out on her.

I know. I am trying to figure out a way to tell her. Or at least keep her from finding out.

[Protobuilder]

Has she written anything that I may have heard of?

[Mickey O'neil]

Has she written anything that I may have heard of?

Huh? She is a model, actress and television host. Although sadly her recent show on G4, Attack of the Show, was cancelled when the network was changed.

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[milosz]

I'll take Katy off your hands. Big natural boobs are kind of my thing.

[Mickey O'neil]

I'm trying to figure out a way to keep both of them. I know what you mean about the big natties.

There's something about Sara though.

[nafod]

I was at a catered christmas party tonight, and one of the servers was her twin, I swear. I was tempted to go up and ask, "Sarah?" but the wife would have been WTF-ing me.

[Crust Bucket]

Since you tossed Katy to the curb I just happened to snap this picture as she arrived at my house.
Sorry Mick but since you have Sara I know you don't miss this...

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

I was at a catered christmas party tonight, and one of the servers was her twin, I swear. I was tempted to go up and ask, "Sarah?" but the wife would have been WTF-ing me.

LOL....my wife and I were on a kids free pilgrimage to ToysRUs today on Santa's behalf and a little somewhat/pretty close but not exactly a hottie TRU employee was wearing antlers as part of her uniform. So, me being me, I naturally say "I like your a....ntlers." She smiled and said "thanks, but you shouldn't talk that way in front of your wife." Sorry for the tangent but that's good, share worthy sassy right there. Even my wife got a laugh out of it.

[WildGorillaMan]

I was at a catered christmas party tonight, and one of the servers was her twin, I swear. I was tempted to go up and ask, "Sarah?" but the wife would have been WTF-ing me.

LOL....my wife and I were on a kids free pilgrimage to ToysRUs today on Santa's behalf and a little somewhat/pretty close but not exactly a hottie TRU employee was wearing antlers as part of her uniform. So, me being me, I naturally say "I like your a....ntlers." She smiled and said "thanks, but you shouldn't talk that way in front of your wife." Sorry for the tangent but that's good, share worthy sassy right there. Even my wife got a laugh out of it.

"Nice rack."

[nafod]

I was at a catered christmas party tonight, and one of the servers was her twin, I swear. I was tempted to go up and ask, "Sarah?" but the wife would have been WTF-ing me.

LOL....my wife and I were on a kids free pilgrimage to ToysRUs today on Santa's behalf and a little somewhat/pretty close but not exactly a hottie TRU employee was wearing antlers as part of her uniform. So, me being me, I naturally say "I like your a....ntlers." She smiled and said "thanks, but you shouldn't talk that way in front of your wife." Sorry for the tangent but that's good, share worthy sassy right there. Even my wife got a laugh out of it.

"Nice rack."

Heh

That is probably what missus Nappy was thinking.

[Mickey O'neil]

Since you tossed Katy to the curb I just happened to snap this picture as she arrived at my house.
Sorry Mick but since you have Sara I know you don't miss this...

Damn! You think that's real?