Haha, almost got "crippled"

[Fat Cat]

Went to grab a cup of coffee at Starbucks. I was in line and in front of me was a nice bubble ass squeezed into a pair of daisy dukes and her mullet boyfriend. So I'm just waiting and staring, mullet turns around and its Chris "the Crippler" Leben.

DERP

I laughed it off and said hello, nothing more came of it. Had to LOL at myself.

[seeahill]

I'm happy to hear you survived the line at Starbucks.

[Fat Cat]

*pulls guard*

[WildGorillaMan]

I was going through airport security at ATL and the dude in front of opened his carry-on, took out a title belt, big gold one too, and put it in its own tray to go through the scanner.

I couldn't tell you if he was a boxer, MMA or pro wrestler, but he looked like a fighter.

That's definitely the most unusual thing I've seen someone bring through an airport.

[TerryB]

I'm a Leben fan. He's got a fun style and has really turned himself around from the moron he was on TUF 1.

[Kazuya Mishima]

I'm a Leben fan. He's got a fun style and has really turned himself around from the moron he was on TUF 1.

Yeah, he's a fucking pillar of society.

[TerryB]

I didn't say I'd vote for him for President or ask him to babysit.

[Fat Cat]

I'd buttfuck his girlfriend. That's all I'm saying.

[WildGorillaMan]

I'd buttfuck his girlfriend. That's all I'm saying.

Maybe it was his sister.

[Kazuya Mishima]

I'd buttfuck his girlfriend. That's all I'm saying.

I'm curious as to her persuasion. I thought he used to be with a pretty hot Asian chick. But, maybe he's with somebody new on a weekly basis...

[Fat Cat]

She was azn, but with blonde hair. Definitely not his sister, not even as hot as my wife, but a very round ass.

[baffled]

I tried to find pics of this broad, but I just found one pic of a blond-ish, semi-azn looking chick with nice looking boobs.

Accurate description?

[Fat Cat]

Yeah, but her tits are nothing compared to my girl. Her butt was what I noticed.