HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

[Bennyonesix1]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

[Bennyonesix1]

Still can't fucking do it. It is a conspiracy

[nafod]

It never sleeps, B16. It is always watching, listening, learning our weaknesses.

[Boris]

Is it an automatic? Shift into park, foot on brake, press button.

Btw, I hate the push button and FOB thingy too. I really wish I had keys again.

[Bennyonesix1]

IT'S A GOD DAMNED RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE BORIS

it also beeps at me when i get out without turning it off right and the fucking radio stays on after i push the button so how am i to know if it is off or not

[Boris]

I don't know - sometimes I have the same problem. It cuts the engine but not the electrical. Generally though if I've depressed the brake and then press the button, the car should turn off completely (I think).

[Bennyonesix1]

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[nafod]

They're like smart phones, where when you turn them "off" you are just telling them to sleep. The button isn't actually breaking a circuit like your old key thing did.

[Bennyonesix1]

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