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ImUndaYourBed wrote:Hi David, nice to meet you!

Please tell us all about yourself. What are your goals in powerlifting? What are your life goals? What's on your bucket list? How many times have you let your partner go ass to mouth on you?
Hi.

I'm an insufferable faggot, this is obvious. I keep posting in my intro thread, which I'm implicitly not supposed to do, which suggests I'm illiterate, an ignorant Twinkie, or a moron, but probably all three. Oh, did I mention I'm an insufferable faggot?

I have lofty powerlifting goals. I don't have a life, thus I don't have any life goals. My bucket list is to let my partner go ass to mouth on me.
... prepare your mouth

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Ryan wrote:I think I found a picture from his last meet.
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Possibly the worst intro thread of all time?
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This is so sad.

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Turdacious wrote:
Ryan wrote:I think I found a picture from his last meet.
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Fixed.
That looks like Lyle McDonald

Hey David, are you a nigger lover?

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Hymen Asshole wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Ryan wrote:I think I found a picture from his last meet.
Image
Fixed.
That looks like Lyle McDonald

Hey David, are you a nigger lover?
He said he's not white, so I think it makes him one of the shades of brown, or possibly a Joo.

Either way, this place is very open and accepting and I'm sure he'll fit in fine.
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baffled wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Ryan wrote:I think I found a picture from his last meet.
Image
Fixed.
That looks like Lyle McDonald

Hey David, are you a nigger lover?
He said he's not white, so I think it makes him one of the shades of brown, or possibly a Joo.

Either way, this place is very open and accepting and I'm sure he'll fit in fine.
I miss Gary. He was one of my favorite posters plus he added a little color to this place.
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baffled wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Ryan wrote:I think I found a picture from his last meet.
Image
Fixed.
That looks like Lyle McDonald

Hey David, are you a nigger lover?
He said he's not white, so I think it makes him one of the shades of brown, or possibly a Joo.

Either way, this place is very open and accepting and I'm sure he'll fit in fine.
You guys are new in the ways of IGxsnark. It's not Lyle.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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Turdacious wrote:
baffled wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Ryan wrote:I think I found a picture from his last meet.
Image
Fixed.
That looks like Lyle McDonald

Hey David, are you a nigger lover?
He said he's not white, so I think it makes him one of the shades of brown, or possibly a Joo.

Either way, this place is very open and accepting and I'm sure he'll fit in fine.
You guys are new in the ways of IGxsnark. It's not Lyle.
I know it's not Lyle. That be Freides, whose blog is absolutely incredible, BTW.
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baffled wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
baffled wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Ryan wrote:I think I found a picture from his last meet.
Image
Fixed.
That looks like Lyle McDonald

Hey David, are you a nigger lover?
He said he's not white, so I think it makes him one of the shades of brown, or possibly a Joo.

Either way, this place is very open and accepting and I'm sure he'll fit in fine.
You guys are new in the ways of IGxsnark. It's not Lyle.
I know it's not Lyle. That be Freides, whose blog is absolutely incredible, BTW.
Link?


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WORLD RECORD HOLDER!!

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syaigh wrote:Welcome David. Stop talking and posting in this thread.
*sigh*
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baffled wrote:Possibly the worst intro thread of all time?
At least he's better than joeyk, who posts but doesn't have the self respect to introduce himself.
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