Lana Del Rey

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:06 pm

I really want to fuck her. And after listening to these two songs I know she wants to fuck me too.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoyza9U7DK4[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KXRhc9ksnw[/youtube]

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:11 pm

She's weird looking.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:14 pm

Uh oh, you did it now Baff. When the Mickster has his little pee pee hard for someone and then you make fun of his object of desire you are gonna cause him to go into mini-beast mode and he will most likely be waiting in your bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in your behind. Be careful.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:31 pm

To each his own. :)

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:38 pm

First, I think Mick and I are good because I stand with him on Sara Jean Underwood.

Second, this chick looks like a fucking muppet.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:42 pm

What's wrong with her mouth? Collagen injections gone awry? Her lips look like one of those pumped up pussy holes from a vacuum torture fetish video. Not that I watch that shit.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:49 pm

I'm trying to be real nice about this.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:02 pm

Did I mention her nose is like a ski jump? No? Just the pumped pussy lips? M'kay.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:19 pm

What a surprise. Another chick that Mickey wants to bang.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:23 pm

She looks good for a woman who had eight kids a couple years back.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:39 pm

None of this is bothering me.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:49 am

She sounds the sexzy.

Much like Margo Timmins of Cowboy Junkies the voice makes de sexzy.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:14 am

She would definitely be sexy as hell if her face was different.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:21 am

I would totally let her ruin my life.

Black Coffee · Post by **Black Coffee** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:36 am

She possesses three very important qualities in a woman

1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:35 pm

Black Coffee wrote:She possesses three very important qualities in a woman

1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.

Pepsi causes cancer and according to Michael Douglas so does pussy so you'd die almost immediately.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:46 pm

I stand with Mickey on this issue. Especially without my reading glasses.

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