Rock v. Smith

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:49 pm

Thoughts? Especially from our poet laureate.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:01 pm

He looked weak.

PS
I also can't really tell if it was staged. It kinda looked staged, but didn't Tyler Perry and Denzel come over and console him when he was crying afterwards or something?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 2:17 am

Dave Chappelle should do 20 minutes on the Smiths for his next Netflix special. He murdered Jussie Smollett.

Comics having to worry about somebody coming up on stage sucks. Don Rickles RIP.

57-year-old with a very small neck getting popped like that, I'd assume he's concussed and may be loopy for a few days at least.

Smith's dad was apparently a prolific wife-beater.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 2:27 am

100% fake and gay.

Preposterous

Pfizer backed the show and has a new alopecia treatment coming on line.

Ratings have been tanking.

vern · Post by **vern** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 3:57 am

Bram · Post by **Bram** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 4:10 am

It was a loud slap. EDIT: found a better version.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 4:46 pm

Where was security? Which is tight and professional? Why was a man allowed to criminally assault someone and then more than 30min later be allowed not only to remain on the premises but receive an award and give a speech?

This was a well planned op that everyone involved in security and production was in on.

motherjuggs&speed · Post by **motherjuggs&speed** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 4:55 pm

Bennyonesix1 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 29, 2022 4:46 pm This was a well planned op that everyone involved in security and production was in on.

This is true of almost everything.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 5:03 pm

This was probably some unholy initiation for Rock and Smith and a ratings ploy and means to further justify citizens being used in domestic repression of Washington DC's enemies. And of course giving negrophilliacs a sexual thrill.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 3:23 pm

One of the weird things to me about it was the sort of liberal racism involved. It's very, very hard to imagine Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt smacking a presenter and then being allowed to accept an award. You almost have to assume, "Yeah, sometimes black actors are going to thug out so we will pretend it didn't happen and give a standing ovation after."

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:19 pm

Corey Holcomb isn’t buying it: https://youtu.be/Jg-jppMT92w

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:47 pm

Bennyonesix1 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 29, 2022 4:46 pm Where was security?

At the doors looking out.

Jada walking in bald, out and proud with it, right there in the front row, and frankly looking pretty damn hot…then getting all pissed off over the joke. Reminds me of the woman’s t-shirt “Stop staring at my breast implants”

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 10:30 pm

Let's assume this was real.

A comedian is doing comedian things, like roasting celebrities at an event that hardly anyone cares about outside of that theater. Everyone laughs at the joke except one uptight, full of herself c-list actress who was most famous for fucking Tupac, and is now most famous for being still being married to Will Smith after fucking her son's friend. Her weak, coward of a husband laughs at a joke about his wife, gets the death stare, and promptly flushes what's left of his dignity to throw a slap that would make a fag cringe and then thug walks back to his seat and starts yelling at the comedian for doing comedian things.

What a sorry excuse for a human being. No wonder his wife and kids don't seem to respect him.

Ronald RayGun · Post by **Ronald RayGun** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:41 am

Maybe WIlly thought it was the Source Awards.