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Benny and I had a heart to heart and we've decided I'm just going to chase sick pumps forever now. We'll start in the gym, but who knows where else I'll chase those pumps.

Veins and shit all the time in my biceps and forearms with a big boost of NOXplode to really get the look, but it's not complete without some sort of tattoo that screams "I'm shallow and retarded."

Since you guys are the shallowest and retardedest I know, I figured you'd all have some ideas.
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Sr. RKC or GTFO
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How about one with a slogan from the openly leather contingent of the SA which means Commmited to Discipline and Suffering? Whatever you choose, make sure it's in a language you don't know, from a guy with a tranny tweaker assistant.


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Mjs is the expert on this kinda stuff so I'll just riff off his knowledge.

Back of neck put the German for Discipline or Submission in teutonic script.

Whatever unknown dude you're hooking with needs something to look at so a big spread on your back. A Gironda theme'd version of this would prob work but we gotta check with MJS for the right way to do it abd not be cringe.
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I was thinking I could get a huge portrait of Arnold's face from Pumping Iron.

On one triceps virtūs: and on the other one: honos.
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Isn't that already a Gironda themed picture?
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How about a full back tat of your favorite YouTuber?

Maybe Jake Paul or Casey Neistat or Joe Rogan

Or a chest piece of a gorilla fucking a pterodactyl in half with a giant veiny pee pee
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I had an idea, but I think it's even too vile for this hell site.
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Bram wrote: Fri Mar 25, 2022 12:36 am How about a full back tat of your favorite YouTuber?

Maybe Jake Paul or Casey Neistat or Joe Rogan

Or a chest piece of a gorilla fucking a pterodactyl in half with a giant veiny pee pee
Gorillas have tiny pee pees

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Not in the tattoo world. There all the gorillas wield massive hogs
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I thought that pic was funny in context but upon reflection it just disturbs me.
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That guy on your chest with a deep V t-shirt will get the people talking
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Nice Baffled. We're hitting middle age and should just go full meathead.

I feel like I'm the only adult out of hundreds at my gym that isn't tatted up.


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I don't understand all the ink. It seems to me that people are desperate to signal that they're independant grownups, but in a very silly way. I think the same of drug use, heavy drinking, smoking and bad language. I think most people who have kids are doing it for this reason also. Western people are kept in a state of repressed childhood for so long that they're dying to express themselves but 95% of them can only do so in a childish way. The same is true of me -- I've done very dumb things to show whoever was watching that I'm a big boy now.

I could be wrong about tattoos, but I've seen very few people with visible ink who seemed psychologically normal otherwise. And zero people with piercings.

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motherjuggs&speed wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2022 9:27 am I don't understand all the ink. It seems to me that people are desperate to signal that they're independant grownups, but in a very silly way. I think the same of drug use, heavy drinking, smoking and bad language. I think most people who have kids are doing it for this reason also. Western people are kept in a state of repressed childhood for so long that they're dying to express themselves but 95% of them can only do so in a childish way. The same is true of me -- I've done very dumb things to show whoever was watching that I'm a big boy now.

I could be wrong about tattoos, but I've seen very few people with visible ink who seemed psychologically normal otherwise. And zero people with piercings.
You nailed it.

So what ink are you going to add so we can all be big boys together?
Luke wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2022 8:40 am Nice Baffled. We're hitting middle age and should just go full meathead.

I feel like I'm the only adult out of hundreds at my gym that isn't tatted up.
Hell yeah. Let's all run a Dbol only cycle and get wicked back pumps, acne, and spend $100k on a car that nobody gives a shit about. After we get tattoos of a giant veiny dick ramming through a brick wall or something.
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baffled wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2022 5:46 pm
Luke wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2022 8:40 am Nice Baffled. We're hitting middle age and should just go full meathead.

I feel like I'm the only adult out of hundreds at my gym that isn't tatted up.
Hell yeah. Let's all run a Dbol only cycle and get wicked back pumps, acne, and spend $100k on a car that nobody gives a shit about. After we get tattoos of a giant veiny dick ramming through a brick wall or something.
We write big inspirational and motivational platitudes on the walls of our gym - that we're too smart to believe in but our new lifestyle demands we stop thinking and just do!

With a big flag draped next to them.

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Over here in the States, the best are the flags where they're the U.S. flag, but black and white with a single blue stripe because real, hard dicked, masculine and proper Americans "back the blue." They look great in gyms.
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I really have to be more awake when I post.
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Get this across your back…

IRONGAMR

With the R squished in because your tattooist didn’t leave enough room. And can’t spell.
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I've never had a "back pump" despite years of trying and they don't exist but I am considering Dbol strongly right now.


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Is Woody Woodpecker with a cigar the ultimate white trash cracker tattoo?

I always wanted one

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Bennyonesix1 wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 4:52 pm I've never had a "back pump" despite years of trying and they don't exist but I am considering Dbol strongly right now.
dbol is supposed to be wicked. Big-time water retention, back pumps that make squat and deadlift days unbearable, and blood pressure that reads like 170/110 on a good day.

Probably dosage-dependent, but we're a bunch of Very Secure Alpha Males with appropriate tattoos now, so fucking YOLO I guess.
Bennyonesix1 wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 5:05 pm Is Woody Woodpecker with a cigar the ultimate white trash cracker tattoo?

I always wanted one
It's either that or a tattoo I just saw searching around that said "Live :heart: Laugh :heart: Lobotomy"
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I saw a bumper sticker a while back that just said "Birds aren't real".

Makes one think.

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They're not real
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