The Apocalypse is here!

[buckethead]

The tribulation and end times are here!

The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.

Finally, Powelifter54 will be risen to his rightful place, and Seeahill will be burned in his cabin with a side of teeth gnashing (if Shape's mom remembers her dentures).

Possibly, though, it'll just turn out to be Tuesday

[nafod]

I'm hoping to get laid

[riotboo]

reporting in from the path of totality...no zombies...yet.

[nafod]

This guy was selling Eclipse Glasses door-to-door in my neighborhood last night.

[Shapecharge]

Word is all Sasquatches will go on a raping rampage so watch your behinds.

And my mom had a great grill...no dentures needed!

[riotboo]

pretty cool

[Sangoma]

When I read the title of the thread I thought Shaf eventually wrote the book...