The couch thread

[Gin Master]

How far did your computer get before it DNF'ed?

Genius.

[JamesonBushmill]

Looks like BitchMac is going to semi-retire from running for the next six months and will go paddling. He'll probably ruin that for the surfing community and make a surfing/paddling cert with the Couch's blessing.

I bet Lisa Lugo could help him find some pontoons and assorted other flotation devices. Cooch too, if Mrs. Cooch's juggs are back in the community chest.

[WildGorillaMan]

Rebadging the Brand

And don't worry, it was my decision, not theirs.

Although I'm sure they'll claim otherwise.

[Mickey O'neil]

I would do shit to Lisa Lugo you couldn't print in Penthouse Letters.

Catch Couch's VD?

If that's what it takes.

[TerryB]

Not gay, but her bolt-ons look ridiculous.

[Bobby]

A bit out of proportion.

[syaigh]

But they fit nicely over top of Couch's gin gut.

[friedquads]

But they fit nicely over top of Couch's gin gut.

Yeah, it's like a human Yin-Yang symbol.

[WildGorillaMan]

A bit out of proportion.

I've read that sentence six times now and I can't make head or tail out of it. I've even tried to sound it out phonetically. What language is it in?

[DrDonkeyLove]

But they fit nicely over top of Couch's gin gut.

Yeah, it's like a human Yin-Yang symbol.

Apparently she's no longer posting about betrayal by the person she trusts most in the world. Couch is a motherfucker but he's all fucking man in the way he juggles his black box bunnies.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Let's face it. Couch is an IGx man.

[Bobby]

Answer to Gorillas question:out of proportion=not in proper relation to other things.In this case they ,the tits are to big for her body (or her body is to small in relation to her tits).
I am not sure ,but I think it is some kind of english.

[JohnnyBadAss]

Let's be serious here. Running through Death Valley on pace to cover 40-something miles is going to be slow, even if you're trained for it. Yes, the average guy can walk 15 minute miles on flat ground in comfortable conditions. But throw in elevation, extreme temperature, and the fatigue that comes after walking for an hour (have you ever brisk walked for an hour straight?), and the average dude would not be able to do that.

All that said, the hubris this guy has is astounding. It's even worse in person. I don't think it would be so bad if he just came out and said "in light of our failures/disappointments, we might have to change how we train." But he doesn't. I'm all for trying new things and whatever, but when something fails to work time and time again ... isn't that time to move on to something that works?

The comparison was more one of humor than reality. It's all about his arrogance and posturing about being elite at anything other than failing to finish a race. Though he's still running significantly slower than guys that run 135 miles through Death Valley.

[syaigh]

Eek!

USA Weightlifting/CrossFit Open

The Crossfit / USA Weightlifting Open will feature athletes competing in three disciplines: the Olympic-style snatch and clean & jerk as well as a third CrossFit event called the Triplet. The Triplet will be as many rounds as possible in 10 minutes of six squat cleans (55kg men / 30kg women), 12 pull-ups and 24 double unders. Athletes will compete in the seven women’s and eight men’s Olympic weight divisions as they vie for titles.

"We're very pleased to offer this unique competition with USA Weightlifting. Athletes will now be able to compete in a multi-modal event that includes both weightlifting using standard international competition rules and a 10-minute CrossFit Triplet. Not only will the winners of each division have to demonstrate outstanding strength, power and weightlifting technique, but also the additional fitness required for the CrossFit Triplet," said Dave Castro, CrossFit's Director of Training. "A huge thanks to Rick Adams and USAW for hosting the event."

[sanchezero]

Let's be serious here. Running through Death Valley on pace to cover 40-something miles is going to be slow, even if you're trained for it. Yes, the average guy can walk 15 minute miles on flat ground in comfortable conditions. But throw in elevation, extreme temperature, and the fatigue that comes after walking for an hour (have you ever brisk walked for an hour straight?), and the average dude would not be able to do that.

All that said, the hubris this guy has is astounding. It's even worse in person. I don't think it would be so bad if he just came out and said "in light of our failures/disappointments, we might have to change how we train." But he doesn't. I'm all for trying new things and whatever, but when something fails to work time and time again ... isn't that time to move on to something that works?

The comparison was more one of humor than reality. It's all about his arrogance and posturing about being elite at anything other than failing to finish a race. Though he's still running significantly slower than guys that run 135 miles through Death Valley.

word. he's not supposed to be an 'average' guy. he's supposed to be an elite athlete using bleeding edge human technology to brutally smash current standards.

and as for an average dude - most of the people i knew in the military (not secret squirrels at all) maintained a 15min pace carrying about 50lbs of shit thru pretty varied, hilly and shitty terrain (tho, admittedly not death valley).

[Mountebank]

Eek!

USA Weightlifting/CrossFit Open

The Crossfit / USA Weightlifting Open will feature athletes competing in three disciplines: the Olympic-style snatch and clean & jerk as well as a third CrossFit event called the Triplet. The Triplet will be as many rounds as possible in 10 minutes of six squat cleans (55kg men / 30kg women), 12 pull-ups and 24 double unders. Athletes will compete in the seven women’s and eight men’s Olympic weight divisions as they vie for titles.

"We're very pleased to offer this unique competition with USA Weightlifting. Athletes will now be able to compete in a multi-modal event that includes both weightlifting using standard international competition rules and a 10-minute CrossFit Triplet. Not only will the winners of each division have to demonstrate outstanding strength, power and weightlifting technique, but also the additional fitness required for the CrossFit Triplet," said Dave Castro, CrossFit's Director of Training. "A huge thanks to Rick Adams and USAW for hosting the event."

This is practically designed for Josh Everett to crush.

[Dan Martin]

Eek!

USA Weightlifting/CrossFit Open

The Crossfit / USA Weightlifting Open will feature athletes competing in three disciplines: the Olympic-style snatch and clean & jerk as well as a third CrossFit event called the Triplet. The Triplet will be as many rounds as possible in 10 minutes of six squat cleans (55kg men / 30kg women), 12 pull-ups and 24 double unders. Athletes will compete in the seven women’s and eight men’s Olympic weight divisions as they vie for titles.

"We're very pleased to offer this unique competition with USA Weightlifting. Athletes will now be able to compete in a multi-modal event that includes both weightlifting using standard international competition rules and a 10-minute CrossFit Triplet. Not only will the winners of each division have to demonstrate outstanding strength, power and weightlifting technique, but also the additional fitness required for the CrossFit Triplet," said Dave Castro, CrossFit's Director of Training. "A huge thanks to Rick Adams and USAW for hosting the event."

This is practically designed for Josh Everett to crush.

WTF is a double under?

[kreator]

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[kreator]

Guys, quick, do a WOD, the Apocalypse is coming:

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=808620
The human body's capacity for adaptation is both incredible and essential for our survival. All over the world animals are forced to evolve to the point of where their survival is not only possible, but probable. From the dawn of time-until now the Earth is constantly changing. The only thing certain is inevitable change. Climates are shifting, variations in water elevation, ozone layer, and etc. Any species that die out during these times, were unprepared for adaptation. If our planet NEVER remains stagnant, why should you? This is why I am different! This is why I am CrossFit. This is what differentiates most of us from them!

[TerryB]

Guys, quick, do a WOD, the Apocalypse is coming:

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=808620
The human body's capacity for adaptation is both incredible and essential for our survival. All over the world animals are forced to evolve to the point of where their survival is not only possible, but probable. From the dawn of time-until now the Earth is constantly changing. The only thing certain is inevitable change. Climates are shifting, variations in water elevation, ozone layer, and etc. Any species that die out during these times, were unprepared for adaptation. If our planet NEVER remains stagnant, why should you? This is why I am different! This is why I am CrossFit. This is what differentiates most of us from them!

Yes, haven't you noticed all the animals out there training to prepare for evolution?

[WildGorillaMan]

That gif is too true to be funny, Quack. I've done that.

[WildGorillaMan]

Eek!

USA Weightlifting/CrossFit Open

The Crossfit / USA Weightlifting Open will feature athletes competing in three disciplines: the Olympic-style snatch and clean & jerk as well as a third CrossFit event called the Triplet. The Triplet will be as many rounds as possible in 10 minutes of six squat cleans (55kg men / 30kg women), 12 pull-ups and 24 double unders. Athletes will compete in the seven women’s and eight men’s Olympic weight divisions as they vie for titles.

"We're very pleased to offer this unique competition with USA Weightlifting. Athletes will now be able to compete in a multi-modal event that includes both weightlifting using standard international competition rules and a 10-minute CrossFit Triplet. Not only will the winners of each division have to demonstrate outstanding strength, power and weightlifting technique, but also the additional fitness required for the CrossFit Triplet," said Dave Castro, CrossFit's Director of Training. "A huge thanks to Rick Adams and USAW for hosting the event."

In some ways, it's about time.

[WildGorillaMan]

Answer to Gorillas question:out of proportion=not in proper relation to other things.In this case they ,the tits are to big for her body (or her body is to small in relation to her tits).
I am not sure ,but I think it is some kind of english.

Must be a Euro thing, because I'm just not understanding what you're getting at. According to the Gorilla Mean, her ratios add up fine

[WildGorillaMan]

But they fit nicely over top of Couch's gin gut.

Yeah, it's like a human Yin-Yang symbol.

Eew.

[Sassenach]

Any species that die out during these times, were unprepared for adaptation. If our planet NEVER remains stagnant, why should you? This is why I am different! This is why I am CrossFit. This is what differentiates most of us from them!

Every time I think I'm ready to take a live and let live approach to @fit, some faggot ass posts something like this on the boards. Between this and that self obsessed cunt Tamara, what a bunch of bloated egos.