The couch thread

[TerryB]

Oh jeezus what exactly is the one in pink trying to do?

According to the caption, they said she got stuck in the rings but, thanks to her flexibility, she wasn't injured. I don't know WTF she was doing to get her foot stuck.

Couch: "Form breaks down at the edges of experience."

[WildGorillaMan]

We fail at the margins of our idiocy.

[Fish]

It's amazing how Couch has made it this far without anyone from his past life showing up. I don't give a shit if it's some guy from his T-ball team. It's like Couch wasn't born until he started training Eva in the corner of some dumpy ass BJJ school.

Maybe the athletic people he used to be around are actually doing something productive such as training elite athletes, and probably don't even have time to think about WTF @fit is all about.

Once couch developed his alcoholic tendencies and it was realized he neither knew or could do jack shit, they ostrichsized him. Then he spiraled out of control for a while, took a massive shit, and somewhere in there @fit was born.

[Fish]

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post622788

I just thought that thread was funny. If only they knew about this thread.

Well most if not all T nation people are of leas than average intelligence though.

This is coming from a guy that can't spell "less" right or hyphenate between "T" and "Nation". Spelling errors aside, at least over at T-Nation there are a lot of guys that have actually accomplished something. Nobody at @fit has accomplished anything athletically, aside from the washed up athletes looking to cash in. Typical baseless claims from an @fitter.

[WildGorillaMan]

@fit forum goonimals bashing T-nation forum goonimals is like one of those recursive MC Escher drawings where two hands are holding pens and drawing each other. You don't know where one starts and the other begins.

the levels of both ignorance and arrogance exhibited in that thread literally infuriated me!

You'd need a chainsaw to cut the irony in that post.

[T200]

Fuck up a @Fit survey here:
http://www.surveygizmo.com/s/157219/crossfit-survey

[POD]

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post622788

I just thought that thread was funny. If only they knew about this thread.

You think it's funny? It's not nice to laugh at guys with mental disabilities.

[Fish]

@fit forum goonimals bashing T-nation forum goonimals is like one of those recursive MC Escher drawings where two hands are holding pens and drawing each other. You don't know where one starts and the other begins.

the levels of both ignorance and arrogance exhibited in that thread literally infuriated me!

You'd need a chainsaw to cut the irony in that post.

I am sure that guy is a troll, considering the following reasons:
1. His join date is the day he posted the thread.
2. All 3 of his posts are in the thread.
3. He tries to make himself like an interwebz newb by saying he can't make a link.
4. The topic is obviously is something that could stir shit up.
5. Makes outlandish generalizations of the comments posted by T-Nation users:

there were seriously a few people posting in that thread who claimed that (and this is more or less verbatim): most gymnasts are weaker than the completely untrained!

6. His third post seems like he is trying to get his "troops" rounded up for battle and get everyone riled up, when in fact he doesn't give a shit about @fit.


Case closed. The guy had potential to fuck with them a bit, but he came on way too strong. Funny thing is that some idiots over there think it is a serious thread, and are just using it as a way to bitch/vent about T-Nation and their idiocy (also known as "success" in @fitland, since succeeding at anything isn't something they like to do).

[Gin Master]

Caption this (teh Couch at Blauer's summer camp last year):

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/b ... mp2_b.html

[TerryB]

Fuck up a @Fit survey here:
http://www.surveygizmo.com/s/157219/crossfit-survey

Thank you for taking our survey. Your answers are very important to our results.

You're welcome!

[T200]

It should be noted that whoever wrote that survey is a complete tard. It makes little to no sense IMO.

[T200]

[Gin Master]

That's Annie Hawkins. She looked like that before @F. Former gymnast and sprinter, MILF, and somewhat full of herself.

[Crust Bucket]

Are we getting to Friday already?

[T200]

Are we getting to Friday already?

Judgment call IMO. Androgens blur the line between gender AND time domains.

[Mickey O'neil]

That's Annie Hawkins. She looked like that before @F. Former gymnast and sprinter, MILF, and somewhat full of herself.

She's bad.

[Gin Master]

Are we getting to Friday already?

Judgment call IMO. Androgens blur the line between gender AND time domains.

I don't think so*. She's sturdy and strong but not masculine. She's got some arms and shoulders on her, though. Perhaps her short stature and low bodyweight allows her to do more arm work than other women. She's also intensely (to the point of irritation) competitive and probably obsesses over her workouts and her body.

*Then again, she probably sings tenor.

[T200]

I should clearly state that I could care less if a bitch is on AAS or not (in fact girls on da juice fuck harder so that's a big plus). It just amuses me when the girls of @Fit look bigger than the dudes.

[T200]

An @Fit chick says...

Today was my first time at the university gym, and I was doing squats. Then some guy says he has never seen a girl do squats before, haha. Then later when I was doing chin ups, he asked my friend who I was working out with if I was actually a man. ummm, thanks? My friend told me he meant it as a compliment hahaha. That's terrible.

[Fish]

It should be noted that whoever wrote that survey is a complete tard. It makes little to no sense IMO.

My thoughts exactly. It doesn't even give you questions for why you don't do @fit.

[Fish]

Nice try, and if you have spent any time on the t-nation forums you would know they share no kind feelings with anyone here. Much like the folks at Igx. It's best to have some thick skin.

Hey hey hey it looks like someone is finally giving us some credit.

[Fish]

LOL the @fit survey asks how many @fit workouts you do per week and it gives options all the way up to 16+, WTF?

Of course, I put 12.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I actively support skewing that survey.

[Gin Master]

Morning, boys. Before I sprout curious wood from looking at Andro-Friday pics, I thought I'd rub out a couple to legitimate pics.



And one @F affiliate's image to Fran. Still gettin' it done at 51.

[T200]

Fran Drescher...yes.