The couch thread

[T200]

A LOT of asshole. We should add complete douche bag Thursday---but its too easy.

IMO this is actually a great idea. Lots of fun would be had by all.

[Blaidd Drwg]

A LOT of asshole. We should add complete douche bag Thursday---but its too easy.

IMO this is actually a great idea. Lots of fun would be had by all.

it's too easy to take down the easy ones but, like my Shiva Douche above, there are rare and special crossdouches that need to be catalogued for posterity.

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

A LOT of asshole. We should add complete douche bag Thursday---but its too easy.

IMO this is actually a great idea. Lots of fun would be had by all.

Maybe Wednesday to give a lift to the mid-week grind.

[Blaidd Drwg]

by the way..

still would.

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

Not
with
your
dick.

[Mountebank]

I'd say A.NY is going the way of ShariBaby (see the hair) and BBoi is definitely thinning out (@F program, no doubt, prob b/w cycles too).

It's the natural devolutionary cycle of @F at work, watch and learn!

[JamesonBushmill]

I'll see you a pair of tits, and raise you another pair of tits.

Heh, tat for tit, even.

http://crossfitoneworld.typepad.com/.a/ ... 13d970b-pi

Do I see an engagement ring on ANYtitty and an "S" inked on BBoi's left ring finger?

Is the giant titted tat on his left arm ANYtitty and the brunette on his right Shari baby?

One can only hope.

I thought the S on his finger was for Shari.

It does look like a ring on TitsNYC's finger. I guess he likes tasting Chad Waterbury's cock when he kisses her.

[Sangoma]

You can find injuries and stupidity in any sports/endeavour.

In regards to my wife's workouts: I might accept the argument from another personal trainer who is dependent on private clients. Are you one of them? If not - you have no idea what you are talking about.

And random workouts are worse than no workouts at all is because?

Yes, I put food on the table by getting results and retaining clients.
I'm not saying clients should do the same movements for years, but doing random shit leads nowhere and clients won't stay.

Shitty trainers at my gym that have usually hit the door not long after all their clients leave.

If someone wants to lose fat I tailor the program to that, if they want to get strong then we focus on that, etc...

Being a creative trainer and one that gets results are not mutually exclusive.

Good for you. Most of my wife's clients are 40-something females who don't care about progression, just like Jason said. They want to get reasonable workout which is not too strenuous. There are no goals, just to get benefits of exercise and feel good about yourself.

Is there anything wrong if on Monday I go for a swim with my 12 year old daughter, on Wednesday we chase the dog in the park, on Friday we play badminton and on Sunday walk a few kilometers in the Blue Mountains? No. These are random activities, they are fun and you get health benefits from them, including mental.

In any movement assholes and idiots are more visible than normal people. Check Dragondoor, so many senior RKCs are arrogant know-it-alls. Crossfit is no exception: it is cult addicted dickheads and insecure pricks trying to compenmsate by getting rhabdomyolysis who keep blogs and detailed reports of their sadomazochistic activities. There are plenty of normal coaches and trainees in Crossfit who are simply not visible because of being normal. JMO.

[TerryB]

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Train to not suck at life.

Nice shorts, faggot. You apparently aren't training hard enough yet.

And, welcome to 400 gentlemen.

[beefheart]

Congratulations to all involved-- 400 pages of hate!

[WildGorillaMan]

A LOT of asshole. We should add complete douche bag Thursday---but its too easy.

Someone else can collect and collate those...

[Crust Bucket]

Why are those 3 fuckwads above just standing there with arms crossed, shouldn't they be doing some kind of lifting themselves? Or do they think that whole 35lbs that blond is lifting is gonna be trouble and they'll catch it before it crushes her?

Those shorts are straight outta South Laguna

[Sofa King]

Congrats on 400 gentlemen and lesbians.

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

[Anon]

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[Fuzzy Dunlop]

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Iron Mike is disgusted at your behavior.

[Mountebank]

The sickness is deep with these ones...

So I guess the @F Moms miscarriages count as DNFs???

[TerryB]

You can't tell me cock hasn't passed these lips:



Maybe once. Maybe twice. And maybe just in college. But sure as I'm sitting here, enough cock has passed those lips to make him rush out and get his first or second tattoo to butch up and prove to himself that he's not a complete homosexual.

[The Nightman]

You can't tell me cock hasn't passed these lips:



Maybe once. Maybe twice. And maybe just in college. But sure as I'm sitting here, enough cock has passed those lips to make him rush out and get his first or second tattoo to butch up and prove to himself that he's not a complete homosexual.

College? Really?

Does ITT Tech have parties on campus? Do they have a campus?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Nah. Given his complete package douchiness, and considering that he's the golden boy of Gregg, I'm pretty sure brandonevil has always loved pussy, up to the point of fucking over people for it.

[TerryB]

Cultfit New Jersey

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvv8GtfnOWY[/youtube]

[Mickey O'neil]

This is a joke, right? You just posted that shit just to piss me off.

[WildGorillaMan]

This is a joke, right? You just posted that shit just to piss me off.

Oh come on, that video totally reeked of awesomeness! I'm going to be snickering to myself all day now.

[TerryB]

This is a joke, right? You just posted that shit just to piss me off.

You resent people training to Not Suck At Life (tm)?

[Crust Bucket]

Does lifting kettlebell paper weights really count as exercise? What was fatty Mcgirt doing there with a red t-shit 4 sizes too fucking small...Fucking dumbasses