THINKING ABOUT BUYING A GOLD CHAIN WITH A CHILI PEPPER AND BECOMING IT*LIAN

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This was standard fare in the neighborhood of my yout.
Sometimes a chili pepper tattoo on the arm or calf substituted for the charm.

Also popular were old bathtubs sunk vertically halfway that became shrines to Mary. If you have the room in front of your house (it must be in front) and can find an old bathtub that hasn't been scooped up by the lib urban colonizers, you can take this next step on your journey.


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I've only gone so far as to choose what Catholic School I went to and price gold chains and chili pepper medalions. Not going over $500. The bathtub thing is too advanced for now. But when I was a kid and we were selling a house this Italian acquaintance (f*male) came over and buried a statue of a Saint upside down in the yard. My parents were too stunned and bewildered to protest. House sold in three days.

I am now looking at "maps" of "Italy" trying to decide where I am from. They are apparently depicting "Italy" in the shape of a boot kicking a ball? Lol "mapmakers" (comedians/absurdists) pls never stop.

I am the least shocked by "Friulian" and "Milanese" faces but I think being a Southern Italian would be more fun.


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Can I cut the bathtub in half or do I have to dig a fucking hole in the front room?

I do not want to offend the Blessed Mother (on Tues I have an appt to have her tattooed on the center of my chest NOT sitting on a chopped and lowered Caddy and holding a chili pepper (I'm Italian not Mexican LOL)) but god damn digging a hole in my house (abandoned rail car in woods)?

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23ANDME YOUR SPIT, YOU MAY ALREADY BE ITALIAN

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