THINKING ABOUT BUYING A GOLD CHAIN WITH A CHILI PEPPER AND BECOMING IT*LIAN

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Wed Jan 26, 2022 6:22 pm

DrDonkeyLove... · Post by **DrDonkeyLove...** » Thu Jan 27, 2022 4:09 pm

This was standard fare in the neighborhood of my yout.
Sometimes a chili pepper tattoo on the arm or calf substituted for the charm.

Also popular were old bathtubs sunk vertically halfway that became shrines to Mary. If you have the room in front of your house (it must be in front) and can find an old bathtub that hasn't been scooped up by the lib urban colonizers, you can take this next step on your journey.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Fri Jan 28, 2022 1:55 am

I've only gone so far as to choose what Catholic School I went to and price gold chains and chili pepper medalions. Not going over $500. The bathtub thing is too advanced for now. But when I was a kid and we were selling a house this Italian acquaintance (f*male) came over and buried a statue of a Saint upside down in the yard. My parents were too stunned and bewildered to protest. House sold in three days.

I am now looking at "maps" of "Italy" trying to decide where I am from. They are apparently depicting "Italy" in the shape of a boot kicking a ball? Lol "mapmakers" (comedians/absurdists) pls never stop.

I am the least shocked by "Friulian" and "Milanese" faces but I think being a Southern Italian would be more fun.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Fri Jan 28, 2022 3:34 pm

Can I cut the bathtub in half or do I have to dig a fucking hole in the front room?

I do not want to offend the Blessed Mother (on Tues I have an appt to have her tattooed on the center of my chest NOT sitting on a chopped and lowered Caddy and holding a chili pepper (I'm Italian not Mexican LOL)) but god damn digging a hole in my house (abandoned rail car in woods)?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:49 am

23ANDME YOUR SPIT, YOU MAY ALREADY BE ITALIAN

CIAO!

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Sat Jan 29, 2022 6:36 pm

Delete no dox

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Jan 30, 2022 11:31 pm

Bennyonesix1 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 29, 2022 6:36 pm Delete no dox

I liked your post. Sorry you deleted it.

Bennyonesix1 · Post by **Bennyonesix1** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 12:51 am

No doxxxx