What's With Lesbians Who Get Involved With Masculine Women?

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Andy79 wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Andy79 wrote:
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Andy79 wrote:The reason hot girls are attracted to the bull dykes is because the bull dykes have way more testosterone and are way more meaner than the average pussified American male. Next question....
I'm more inclined to go with syaigh and The Gorilla's opinion on this one. Those pussified metrosexuals are getting more ass than a porta-potty seat at a Jimmy Buffet concert (ever seen pictures of all the MILF's at a Justin Bieber show?) and I legit think its because that non-threatening vibe gets them an ultimate IN.

And of course, bull dykes make more money than men.
You're all mixed up in your defenses due to the fact you just don't know how to go about getting pussy.
HEY! I "just don't know how to go about getting pussy from lesbians!"
Try being a tranny and hanging out with lesbians. You might even nail a bull dyke!
It's so crazy it just might work! \:D/


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It works for WGM.
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Why don't you just ask the resident (former) sapphist?
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Where are the photos?
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Cave Canem wrote:Where are the photos?
The ones that are here made me want eye bleach. /threadfail
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Those pussified metrosexuals are getting more ass than a porta-potty seat at a Jimmy Buffet concert (ever seen pictures of all the MILF's at a Justin Bieber show?) and I legit think its because that non-threatening vibe gets them an ultimate IN.

And of course, bull dykes make more money than men.
Now the variables are ALL confused, because Bieber makes a shit-ton of money, too.

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Cave Canem wrote:Where are the photos?
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I'm not entirely sure how serious Herr Doktor is so I'll just say:

Gender attraction is not a binary thing, it's shades within shades.
There are men who date lesbians, my late ex-husband had a string of rugby and softball girls before marrying me. I suspect BD is guilty of this as well.
The woman you posted on the first page is probably more queer than lesbian.
A little androgeny can be hot.

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Dr A, ALL women crave cock.
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Jezzy Bell wrote:I'm not entirely sure how serious Herr Doktor is so I'll just say:

Gender attraction is not a binary thing, it's shades within shades.
There are men who date lesbians, my late ex-husband had a string of rugby and softball girls before marrying me. I suspect BD is guilty of this as well.
The woman you posted on the first page is probably more queer than lesbian.
A little androgeny can be hot.

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And syaigh is right.
This makes 100% sense to me and explains my broner for Detective Elliott Stabler from Law & Order SVU. Seriously that makes sense: shades within shades.
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I've had two 'lesbians' with life partners offer me no-strings attached sex. This was a weird situation, because both of them had kids who w ere in my daughter's play group

I turned the, both down, but the other guy didnt. He's now divorced and miserable, and one of the lesbian couples have split apart as well.

It was uncomfortable.

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My gawd those pics on the first page.

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I think it sounded like a good idea at the time.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I've had two 'lesbians' with life partners offer me no-strings attached sex. This was a weird situation, because both of them had kids who w ere in my daughter's play group

I turned the, both down, but the other guy didnt. He's now divorced and miserable, and one of the lesbian couples have split apart as well.

It was uncomfortable.
We're they butch lesbians? Or liptstick lesbians?

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syaigh wrote:I think it sounded like a good idea at the time.
That's exactly what it was. But hey, eventually it all made sense ... to me at least.

Sorry about the pictures though.

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Well, I guess the whole point of lesbians is that it doesn't really appeal to men unless its the hetero-curious-porn version.
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syaigh wrote:Well, I guess the whole point of lesbians is that it doesn't really appeal to men unless its the hetero-curious-porn version.
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, syaigh-

I had a buddy who was really into asian chicks, and threesomes.

He was dating a nice jewish girl and she had expressed a mild passing interest in hooking up with a girl. Well, he leveraged that to get her, and this asian chick he met at a club into bed for a threesome right. Well, there they all are in bed together, making out and stuff, getting ready to get busy ... and his girl decides she's more interested in the asian chick from the club.

And he was just kind-of edged out...

Anyway, they broke up. And the two gals are still together, to this day.

Crazy shit.

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One of each. The lipstick was a bit porky, in a good way, the butch was pretty jacked...she liked to talk about training and lifting.

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Lesbians love me, most commonly in the platonic beer buddies sense or less often but still noteworthy as a bi-curious diversion from their usual dating interests. I guess I'm a lesbro with benefits.
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Lesbians are odd where I am at.

Gay guys are cool. If a straight guy or hetero couple (or, I assume, a girl) goes to a gay bar, it's fine. However, lesbians don't like anybody but lesbians invading their turf. I haven't figured it out other than perhaps it's more cool to be a gay guy so they can be a bit more open.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I've had two 'lesbians' with life partners offer me no-strings attached sex. This was a weird situation, because both of them had kids who w ere in my daughter's play group

I turned the, both down, but the other guy didnt. He's now divorced and miserable, and one of the lesbian couples have split apart as well.

It was uncomfortable.
At the same time?
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:Well, I guess the whole point of lesbians is that it doesn't really appeal to men unless its the hetero-curious-porn version.
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, syaigh-

I had a buddy who was really into asian chicks, and threesomes.

He was dating a nice jewish girl and she had expressed a mild passing interest in hooking up with a girl. Well, he leveraged that to get her, and this asian chick he met at a club into bed for a threesome right. Well, there they all are in bed together, making out and stuff, getting ready to get busy ... and his girl decides she's more interested in the asian chick from the club.

And he was just kind-of edged out...

Anyway, they broke up. And the two gals are still together, to this day.

Crazy shit.
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Wait, wait, wait...,Jezzy...is Zombo dead then?

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I get a kick out of the Pete Rose/Jim Burt/Wilford Brimley Lesbians in their Toyota Pickups and Subaru Outbacks.
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