Possible Events:
1. Beating the Girls in Everything
2. Beating the Boyz in every lifting event.
3. Puking for volume and distance.
4. Excuse making.
5. Limping.
6. Oly lifts with broomsticks kata
7. Brandishing Absurd Theories
8. Side straddle hops for Internal Organ Shutdown.
9. @fit Biathalon: Kool Aid Drinking combined with #3.
10. Climbing a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole and running 3 cycles of 500 meter runs alternated with broomstick powercleans and iron crosses from the neighborhood kids swingsget while wearing firefighter kit and a WACO SWAT T-shirt.
11. Kipping Tactical Pullups.
12. Being Classy (Oops, that's RKC II).
13. Isometric 700 lb Rack Deadlifts for time.
14. Weighted X-Vest Couples Tango
15. Naked Burpees
16. Genital Sled Dragging
17. Kegels
18. Urinalysis
19. Playing the Minute Waltz by Hitting the Piano Keys with 9 lb sledges
20. Iron Cross Fit Chef Competition! Secret Ingredient: Lead Shot
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can anybody tell me approx. how much a one inch by 6' dowel would weigh? i dont have an actual dowel but a lot of pvc that i can fill with sand to the correct weight... thanks
can anybody tell me approx. how much a one inch by 6' dowel would weigh? i dont have an actual dowel but a lot of pvc that i can fill with sand to the correct weight... thanks
He's really wondering if they think he's got an big dick or not.
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
- Precision Mincing (thanks, Monty Python)
- Being Punched In the Stomach (As Hard As You Can)
(this could also be another Biathlon combined with Puking For Distance)
- Escaping from A Tank Filled With Water
- Crossfit Style CPR (details best left undescribed for those of you with delicate constitutions) for time
- Tiddlywinks (with 10 lb plates)
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You are exactly correct in your summation, wine sodden or not, and overly generous in your praise of me. For you and the rest of this fine community I offer my motivation and my deepest gratitude.
When Mark’s weakness was publicly revealed at our seminar I ordered cameras turned off to mitigate his obvious embarrassment.
When he couldn’t get a muscle-up I bought him rings and coached him over the phone to success.
When deployed soldiers told me that he’d hidden from them the origins of “his new programâ€