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syaigh wrote: 2. Affiliates are only required to carry liability insurance that also protects the hive. @F trainers are not required to show that they have any knowledge of knowing how to safely train invididuals, have any basic safety or first aid equipment on site, or be certified in AED, First Aid, or CPR. Affiliates can train any individuals regardless of age, medical condition, or disability and are not required or encouraged to have clients fill out Par-Q, medical history, et. Why is this important? It just is. Most certifications require basic Red Cross certification, most personal trainers work out of a commercial gym with first aid, etc. equipment available as well as CPR/First Aid/AED certified individuals. Most gyms have an AED present. Now you have hundreds of these gyms encouraging folks to push themselves to their outer stress limits and most of them have no knowledge of proper scaling, physiology, or what to do when said person collapses in front of them.
The whole post was really good, all I'd add is that in spite of how woefully unprepared most of these boxes are, how many would even call 911 if a client goes down?

First they'd probably take out their cameras thinking how "bad-ass this will look on our blog." Once they realized how serious the matter is, they'd probably be inclined to call HQ on how to cover their asses and bury the body before word gets out.
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In her case, it's perhaps more appropriate to say "nipples or GTFO" given that she's a former XF trainer or what the fuck ever.


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:In her case, it's perhaps more appropriate to say "nipples or GTFO" given that she's a former XF trainer or what the fuck ever.
And if she's got one of those chick-penis belly buttons she can keep her shirt on altogether.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:In her case, it's perhaps more appropriate to say "nipples or GTFO" given that she's a former XF trainer or what the fuck ever.
Maybe she has implants.

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Thud wrote: And if she's got one of those chick-penis belly buttons she can keep her shirt on altogether.
There was one of those in that Jesus WOD video. It is truly ugly and distracting. I see why the @Fit ladies are into it...very attention-getting.
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So what's the deal, Syaigh? Implants? Quattoris? Inquiring minds want to know!
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Thud wrote:The Passion of The Couch
=D> =D> =D>

Except Couch never suffered for his people. Dry heaves, short term memory loss and tremors the morning after a gin-soaked night of sweaty group sex on a giant pile of money isn't much of a martyrdom.
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I think the couch thread would self regulate if cunts like wildgorilla, quack and yes i have balls would go take a powder for a few months. They have zero self control over pissing themselves anytime the @fit main page gets updated. It's become an embarrassment to this site.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:So what's the deal, Syaigh? Implants? Quattoris? Inquiring minds want to know!
No implants from what I recall.
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Interesting observation.

Myself and another physician have noticed LDL and total cholesterol numbers skyrocket (as in, LDLs over 200) in several WaDDing and Zoning @Fers of "normal" BW.

Healthy my arse.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Quattoris?
LMAO!
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This post was made by The Real Rant who, while not on your Foe List, only ever posts whiny shit about how everybody but him sucks, so your mental filter reads it as "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH" regardless.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
This post was made by The Real Rant who, while not on your Foe List, only ever posts whiny shit about how everybody but him sucks, so your mental filter reads it as "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH" regardless.
Weak shit.


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Funny shit, I am trying to link it to couch's FB page. BTW Ms. Couch as a single pic with da couch on her page, and only becasue he is holding the kids. No relationship status listed.

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The Real Rant wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk[/youtube]
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WildGorillaMan wrote:So what's the deal, Syaigh? Implants? Quattoris? Inquiring minds want to know!
See, someone says tits and you guys get all distracted. You guys could get handed evidence against couch in a federal investigation that would result in him going bankrupt, owing everyone money, and his empire going down in flames and you would forget all that for a picture of a tight-assed chick with enthusiastic breasts. Hold on, I forgot to add thick-thighed, tight-assed chick, with enthusiastic breasts.

And no, no implants, no quattoris, I told you before, I look like a 12 year old boy. Hence the faggotry.
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syaigh wrote:POD, check your PMs.
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Quack Attack wrote:Interesting observation.

Myself and another physician have noticed LDL and total cholesterol numbers skyrocket (as in, LDLs over 200) in several WaDDing and Zoning @Fers of "normal" BW.

Healthy my arse.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Syaigh. Rational posts have little place in this couch thread. Please throw up some details on how adultery and sluttish behavior was encouraged at your old affiliate.
You have such nice manners. :happiness:

I'm sure you've heard this before, owner's wife loved to walk around and ask guys to look at her "snatch" and talk about how she needed to work on her "snatch". "Do you like my snatch?" Such a classy gal. But would then harass any female anywhere near her husband, including (I'm not kidding) 12 year old girls who were simply being coached. Special kind of narcissism there.
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syaigh wrote:You guys could get handed evidence against couch in a federal investigation that would result in him going bankrupt, owing everyone money, and his empire going down in flames.....
Then what would we do all day long? Without couch teh is no @Fit. Live by the saword, die by the saword.

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syaigh wrote: I told you before, I look like a 12 year old boy.
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syaigh wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:So what's the deal, Syaigh? Implants? Quattoris? Inquiring minds want to know!
See, someone says tits and you guys get all distracted. You guys could get handed evidence against couch in a federal investigation that would result in him going bankrupt, owing everyone money, and his empire going down in flames and you would forget all that for a picture of a tight-assed chick with enthusiastic breasts. Hold on, I forgot to add thick-thighed, tight-assed chick, with enthusiastic breasts.

And no, no implants, no quattoris, I told you before, I look like a 12 year old boy. Hence the faggotry.

Tits and lawsuits. Just add an ice cold beverage and we've got a party. :partyman:
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Quack Attack wrote:Interesting observation.

Myself and another physician have noticed LDL and total cholesterol numbers skyrocket (as in, LDLs over 200) in several WaDDing and Zoning @Fers of "normal" BW.

Healthy my arse.
lol @ quack's interesting choice of words "physician" ain't this the kind of shit that got you excommunicated?

I am sure it's technically correct, just got to look hard:

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syaigh wrote:See, someone says tits and you guys get all distracted. You guys could get handed evidence against couch in a federal investigation that would result in him going bankrupt, owing everyone money, and his empire going down in flames and you would forget all that for a picture of a tight-assed chick with enthusiastic breasts. Hold on, I forgot to add thick-thighed, tight-assed chick, with enthusiastic breasts.
Why live in a world where we can only have one choice? Watching Couch go down in flames AND seeing a thick-thighed, tight-assed chick, with enthusiastic breasts is like being at Disneyland on a ride while watching your worst enemy get curbstomped by Mickey Mouse and the rest of the Disney gang. :drinkers:
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Anon wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:Interesting observation.

Myself and another physician have noticed LDL and total cholesterol numbers skyrocket (as in, LDLs over 200) in several WaDDing and Zoning @Fers of "normal" BW.

Healthy my arse.
lol @ quack's interesting choice of words "physician" ain't this the kind of shit that got you excommunicated?

I am sure it's technically correct, just got to look hard:

33 Moby Thesaurus words for "physician": Doctor of Medicine, GP, MD, Md, allopath, allopathist, attending physician, bones, coroner, country doctor, croaker, doc, doctor, family doctor, general practitioner, house physician, intern, leech, man, medic, medical, medical attendant, medical examiner, medical man, medical practitioner, medico, physician in ordinary, practitioner, resident, resident physician, sawbones, specialist, surgeon
State of Arizona Naturopathic Physicians Medical Board. Feel free to poke around the legalese, but start another thread if you want to go into this further.

And no, it wasn't "this kind of shit" that got me ex-communicated. It was because I was the first one to suggest in a PMenu thread that based on the behavior of @FHQ towards Wolf and Everett the first time (and them having to change their gym names post-fallout), that maybe affiliates shouldn't name themselves "Whatever @F" or "@F Whatever" so that they wouldn't have to change their name later. How do I know this? Because I talked to Nicole Carroll on the phone about it. It seems that after I wrote that, many more affiliates were moving to non-@F names for a while. They were pretty pissed.

Note that this was one topic of Nicki Violetti's (Wolf's wife) presentation at the now infamous Black Box Summit several years after I had originally suggested it, and we all know what happened next. It would seem this is a touchy subject for them.

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