I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

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Do you think she really kissed a girl?

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Katy Perry loves me. That's why she does things like this...just for me. http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/06/ohai-there ... 87344_006/

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A liiiiiittttllllleee bit closer.

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Looks moist... a breeding ground for bacteria.

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That looks like a tasty clam. Pour a shot over it and you're good!
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Katy opens her Mick-in-a-Box.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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It had been a while.

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Why the sudden Katy Perry fascination, Mick? Is it because she's playing Smurfette in the new movie?
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Mickey O'neil wrote:A liiiiiittttllllleee bit closer.

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Why does her vag look plastic? Has she always been a woman?
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Schlegel wrote:Why the sudden Katy Perry fascination, Mick? Is it because she's playing Smurfette in the new movie?
Not sudden, really. I didn't know she was playing Smurfette?

Thud, those are panties. That I now own.


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I think you meant to say you wanted to fuck or maybe you already fucked Steven Perry.

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You're a ball lickin', dick suckin' faggot if you wouldn't hit that. She is Fine with a capital F and built like a brick shithouse. Faggot.


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Mickey O'neil wrote:You're a ball lickin', dick suckin' faggot if you wouldn't hit that. She is Fine with a capital F and built like a brick shithouse. Faggot.

I don't know dude. SP is pretty sexy especially when he sings Oh Sherry.

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A little something to fix Rant's thread damage:

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Schlegel wrote:A little something to fix Rant's thread damage:

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Thank you very much, Schlegel. Where did you find that pic?

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Mickey O'neil wrote:
Schlegel wrote:A little something to fix Rant's thread damage:

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Thank you very much, Schlegel. Where did you find that pic?
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Oh, just around on a blog.

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Schlegel wrote:A little something to fix Rant's thread damage:

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Bad kitty!

I had no idea who this was, so this is for anyone else who doesn't know, either: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katy_Perry

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I have no idea why I never thought she wa sall that hot before

maybe cause i don't pay attention to a lot of celebrity news, but fuk this thread has reclassifeid her as highly fuckable

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Mickey O'neil wrote:
Schlegel wrote:Why the sudden Katy Perry fascination, Mick? Is it because she's playing Smurfette in the new movie?
Not sudden, really. I didn't know she was playing Smurfette?

Thud, those are panties. That I now own.
Oh shit, Micks gonna go jerk to the Smurfs now.

Smurfette, the richist bitch in Smurf villiage, had the only Pussy in town.

You know Papa got it for free, Hefty just took it.

BTW What is red and has 7 dents?
Snow White's Cherry.




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I only see red x in Gene's post.

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Mickey O'neil wrote:I only see red x in Gene's post.
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Well Mick unless you are a tall, skrawny drug addict thin comedian with a nasty complextion, you stand no chance.

Why would you want to stick your dick in something that let's nasty cocks be stuck into her?

She might look good but as the old song says " YOURS IS A DUMPING GROUND (Repeat 3 x's) BITCH!"




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