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Who's the other girl?
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According to the Taylor scale manufacturers @fit is correct in their eeeleeetness. On the scale box it defines "Elite athletes are defined as those who train consistently 6-10 hours per week, at 2 hours each occurance." Maybe they can define "fitness" too.

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big_t2100 wrote:MMmmmm MMmmmmm Mmmmmm.....Great Turd Slicers!!!

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Well, this has made up my mind concerning Rant's poll "Tits or Ass". Ima gonna have to go with ass. Although I do like a nice set of tits.


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[quote="Mickey O'neil]Well, this has made up my mind concerning Rant's poll "Tits or Ass". Ima gonna have to go with ass. Although I do like a nice set of tits.[/quote]

Trick question. That gal is one of the rare ones: the titty fairy AND the ass fairy visited her house.
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protobuilder wrote:[quote="Mickey O'neil]Well, this has made up my mind concerning Rant's poll "Tits or Ass". Ima gonna have to go with ass. Although I do like a nice set of tits.
Trick question. That gal is one of the rare ones: the titty fairy AND the ass fairy visited her house.[/quote][/quote]

True that.


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Mickey O'neil wrote:
protobuilder wrote:[quote="Mickey O'neil]Well, this has made up my mind concerning Rant's poll "Tits or Ass". Ima gonna have to go with ass. Although I do like a nice set of tits.
Trick question. That gal is one of the rare ones: the titty fairy AND the ass fairy visited her house.
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True that.[/quote][/quote][/quote]

Damn, that girl is put together.

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Female once upon a time at Wall Street, you can rest assure that box is knocked out. Still very nice though.

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Better than bodybuilding for hypertrophy. Hell, this kid gained a whole 24 pounds in a year and his back squat is all the way up to almost 2 plates a side!!!!

Rock on swole dude.
I weighed about 128lbs and everyone just told me to eat and eat and eat. Well Now it is June, 10 or so months later, and I am finally up to the 150s. I now weigh around 153 or so lbs and started at 128! So 24 or so pounds in a year is good...

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Nice job! Has the weight gain affected your XC times much?
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Geez, the kid is 15, is a decent HS XC runner, and wants to add a little strength and mass on the side.
What's the big deal?

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kreator wrote:What's the big deal?
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
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kreator wrote:Geez, the kid is 15, is a decent HS XC runner, and wants to add a little strength and mass on the side.
What's the big deal?
Exactly. He's a teenage boy who lifts and eats, why wouldn't he gain weight, @fit or no @fit.

We really are scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something to hate, aren't we?

Maybe we should just give it a rest until Couch and his entourage do something delightfully insane this weekend.
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Thank you, WGM. A bit of sanity, for fucksakes. When it comes to the hatred or (on the milder side) taking the mickey: Jesus Christ, keep it focused. How can a straight man become diverted by the tale of teenage boy when there is Barky on show!

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TitsNYC FTW, IMHO.

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Todays ass update pic. Allison, on behalf of almost all of IGX, keep up the good work we appreciate it.

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chi wrote:Todays ass update pic. Allison, on behalf of almost all of IGX, keep up the good work we appreciate it.

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Shit, I feel like a homo for noticing the wall itself. I might have to build something like that amidst all the other crap in my yard.

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That's just a feeling eh?
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DVD Pimp wrote:
chi wrote:Todays ass update pic. Allison, on behalf of almost all of IGX, keep up the good work we appreciate it.

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Shit, I feel like a homo for noticing the wall itself. I might have to build something like that amidst all the other crap in my yard.
You see that picture and then want to talk about building a wall and the condition of your backyard?

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If you build it, they will come.


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Dennis Dickmann, Mauthe Lake, Wisconsin. "Attached is a photo of myself and my daughter. I'm 40 years old, in the best shape of my life, and a better father for it."
Age: 19
Weight: 150-155
Height: 5"7
BF: 12-13%
I am 5'10 and 155-160lbs 30 yr old Male
31 yrs old, 5'8" & 150.5lbs @ ~15% bf
All these skinny fucking guys are killing me. In the next thread they will talk about how they almost lifted 300lbs for a one rep deadlift. When did weighing 200lbs become a bad thing?

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kreator wrote:Geez, the kid is 15, is a decent HS XC runner, and wants to add a little strength and mass on the side.
What's the big deal?
It's not the kid it's the fact that he could have made as much or more progress doing Body 4 Life or pretty much anything but the Kool Aid drinking zombies only think @fit works. If he has a decent trainer that can keep from fucking up his running @fit is good for him.

It's hubris plain and simple. Look at that faggot B Mac. His own system fails him and yet he can't admit it. @fit One World is an affiliate that is doing good things.

Fuck those main page faggots.
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[quote="CultBuster]
Dennis Dickmann, Mauthe Lake, Wisconsin. "Attached is a photo of myself and my daughter. I'm 40 years old, in the best shape of my life, and a better father for it."
Age: 19
Weight: 150-155
Height: 5"7
BF: 12-13%
I am 5'10 and 155-160lbs 30 yr old Male
31 yrs old, 5'8" & 150.5lbs @ ~15% bf
All these skinny fucking guys are killing me. In the next thread they will talk about how they almost lifted 300lbs for a one rep deadlift. When did weighing 200lbs become a bad thing?[/quote]

Damn, 150 pounds AND still carrying around 15% bodyfat? These "men" will be 125 lbs before they are "ripped." Shouldn't that be setting off alarms in their brains??
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Hell fucking O. That ass don't quit.
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Fat Cat wrote:Image

Hell fucking O. That ass don't quit.
No sir, it indeed does not.

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chi wrote:Todays ass update pic. Allison, on behalf of almost all of IGX, keep up the good work we appreciate it.

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That is Maaahvelous!!!
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