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by j-cubed Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:18 pm
The Crawdaddy wrote: Four-cheese Risotto. Steamed vegetables of some kind (ask her what she likes and dislikes). Lamb chops, seasoned with a blend of lemon peel, rosemary, kosher salt, pepper and chopped prosciutto that has been cooked crisp. A good Cabernet or Pinot with this.
It's a good menu, but if you want to go simpler...
salad with balsamic vinaigrette, 4 cheese risotto, Lemon chicken, some steamed veggies and a simple creamy dessert.
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by Pinky Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:18 pm
seeahill wrote: Your ideas:
The menu details don't matter. All that will matter is the passion in your voice as you tell her stories about all of the times your cabin didn't burn down.
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by Turdacious Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:32 pm
Fat Cat wrote: Oh wait, is this a different girl?
Most likely-- same girl, different personality.
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by Pinky Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:44 pm
Turdacious wrote: Fat Cat wrote: Oh wait, is this a different girl?
Most likely-- same girl, different personality.
$5 says he fixed the coffee mug she busted on him and will try to return it as a peace offering.
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by Turdacious Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:49 pm
Blaidd Drwg wrote: Steak, medium bloody, a nice Barolo and Rohypnol
Timmah can just read her one of his books and get the same effect quicker. No wine or roofies needed.
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by The Crawdaddy Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:34 am
He said dinner, not appetizer.
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by syaigh Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:37 am
Stay away from gassy foods. Make sure she's not gluten intolerant and stuff. Otherwise, even if things go your way, they may get relatively unpleasant.
Miss Piggy wrote: Never eat more than you can lift.
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by Fat Cat Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:48 am
So how did it go Romeo?
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Havoc , T. Kristensen
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by Thud Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:10 am
syaigh wrote:
No better argument for calling it off and masturbating one 'mo time.
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by Turdacious Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:17 am
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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by Thud Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:27 am
Turd, Gene knows you like him, stop playing the virgin and ask him out already.
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by Sassenach Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:30 pm
Fat Cat wrote: So how did it go Romeo?
His dick is stapled to the kitchen table, he'll get back to you later.
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by seeahill Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:20 pm
Curried scallops with tomatoes over rice accompanied by a nice zinfandel does quite nicely, thank you.
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by Fat Cat Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:23 pm
I was asking how the seduction went, not the dinner you dense motherfucker.
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by Turdacious Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:30 pm
This thread is so @'ed up it's not worth reading.
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by TerryB Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:31 pm
an old guy had dinner with an old woman
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