How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

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Take your boot off the back of his head.
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Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

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Why can't niggers play in the sand box?

Cat keeps trying to bury them.
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Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

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You don't.




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Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

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What do you do if you run over a nigger?

Reverse, and make sure it's dead.
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Why do niggers cry during sex?

The mace.
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I'm disappointed in all of you. Go to bed.
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Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

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A nigger takes a cute girl home from a club. As they get into bed, she winks at him and says;

''Show me that what they say about black guys is true."

So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
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I was at a stoplight today and a car full of teenaged niggers pulls up beside me. They had their music bumping and were acting generally annoying. I noticed in my rear view that a semi was coming off of the freeway and barreling down on them at nearly full speed. I tried to warn them but they couldn't hear me. They never stood a chance. It was one of the most violent things I've ever seen. None of them survived. I've spent the whole rest of the day thinking, "Wow...that could've been me...".
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Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

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Awesome. Five clappys for the Ranch. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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