Could You Pass US Citizenship Test?

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Could You Pass US Citizenship Test?

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Seems apropos to the holiday.
Sample Citizenship Test

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I got 1 wrong.

Had a couple of good guesses, and the one I bunged was one everyone should know.
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One wrong. Should have had it, I second-guessed myself.
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I screwed up on Vermont and got a couple of guesses right.

How did I screw up on Vermont?
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Got 'em all. I'd make a good immigrant.
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100% bitchos :finga:
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Sorry, my parents snuck in the country before I was born - I needn't click your link nor know anything about the America.
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I was born here, so my ignorance trumps your knowledge any day.
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10/20. I'm English though.
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter
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chi wrote:10/20. I'm English though.
Probably better than the average home grown ignoramus.
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I missed 8. Guess I'd better make a run for the border.
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80%
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Ed Zachary wrote:I missed 8. Guess I'd better make a run for the border.
I got 10 from over here in good ol' blighty and you only managed 12? I thought you were a pwoper 'murikan.
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I'm all for having people pass a citizen's test before being able to vote. Never fly due to the right to vote.
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Passed with a 70%

Doesn't seem like a terribly tough test for an immigrant given time to prepare for it.
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chi wrote:
I got 10 from over here in good ol' blighty and you only managed 12? I thought you were a pwoper 'murikan.
Dude I got 12. That's being a gawddamned hill jack Eisenstienmart around here.
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Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:Passed with a 70%

Doesn't seem like a terribly tough test for an immigrant given time to prepare for it.
I have a former colleague who used to prep immigrants for their citizenship test. She said that she saw a bunch pass who couldn't speak English nor comprehend what was behind nearly any question being asked.
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Ed Zachary wrote:I missed 8. Guess I'd better make a run for the border.
I found your new look esse.
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Terry B. wrote:
Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:Passed with a 70%

Doesn't seem like a terribly tough test for an immigrant given time to prepare for it.
I have a former colleague who used to prep immigrants for their citizenship test. She said that she saw a bunch pass who couldn't speak English nor comprehend what was behind nearly any question being asked.
For something that doesn't matter, that is amazing.
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Well if you can pass a test, certainly you'll make a good citizen!
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baffled wrote:
I found your new look esse.
LOL

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I scored 15 and I am from Alabama and currently drunk. You all have no excuses.
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Pass it? I AM THE TEST.
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