HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHORT STRAW

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHORT STRAW

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GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

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They serve birthday cake in hell right?
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tough old man wrote:They serve birthday cake in hell right?
I would think or at least in jail or prison :finga:
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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I don't know if I'm more disappointed that she was a thieving cunt or the fact that she had a face like the bottom of a fucking boot.

Syaigh may be an obese land cow but she has a nice personality and a pretty face and even that self righteous @fit turn coat Spidey was kind of hawt for an older gal.
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I have nothing to say. Except for I have nothing to say.

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ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE
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I have mixed feelings. Talked a couple of times w/ SS on the phone. She seemed a little fucked up --- I mean like drunk or something --- but I figured a gal who just got back from being a flight nurse in Afghanistan has a right to be fucked up. But then I find she was't a flight nurse. Not in Afghanistan or anywhere. Her crimes could be misunderstandings. I asked her to tell us about it. No response.

So I'm the bigger fool.
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Con artists are smooth like that. Moo. (That's for EZ)
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.

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syaigh wrote:Con artists are smooth like that. Moo. (That's for EZ)
I do declare. I got the vapors.

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Can we give her a cake with a chimp nearby? That's what I want to know.
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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