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Why not call it a Santa Claus tree? It's a time for little kids to get presents. Jesus has nothing to do with that part of it and the kids don't give a shit who brings the toys as long as they get a lot of them.
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How about we call it a Christmas tree and tell the atheist they can go fuck themselves?

I'm not Christian but I am so sick of fucking Atheist groups.
You don't beleive in God? Fine. I am half with you but it's a mutherfucking Christmas tree, stop ruining shit for other people just because you had a born again step dad who fucked your ass or your just a smug asshole who thinks he knows the truth about however we were made.


Athiest are such cunts, just as bad as the most fervent bible beater. No one KNOWS there is or is not a God.

Thinking some big guy with a ZZ Top beard made everything in 8 days and Adam and Eve walked with T-Rex is a fairytale to me just as thinking it as all random is a fucking stretch.

I think we can never even grasp what the real truth is and to even get a glimmer of it would fry your brains. Kind like how the Old Testament said something like "To say his true name is to undo all creation."




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I'm an atheist. I have a Christmas tree.

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ImUndaYourBed wrote:I'm an atheist. I have a Christmas tree.
A muslim family I know has a Christmas tree.

Why? Because Christmas is FUN!

I'm neither religious nor non-religious, yet I have a Christmas tree. Decorations, too.

Why? Because Christmas is FUN!

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Andy79 wrote:Why not call it a Santa Claus tree?
There should be a Congressional hearing called on this issue immediately. They need to call in Santa and Jesus.
Maybe some elves too. And how does he get those reindeer to fly and make it around the world in one night...sounds like PED's to me. Well Santa, Donner, and Blitzen you are not going to make into the Hall of Fame if I can prevent it!
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Set it up as a Solstice Topiary. Gaia would like that.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
ImUndaYourBed wrote:I'm an atheist. I have a Christmas tree.
A muslim family I know has a Christmas tree.

Why? Because Christmas is FUN!

I'm neither religious nor non-religious, yet I have a Christmas tree. Decorations, too.

Why? Because Christmas is FUN!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oPio60mK4[/youtube]

EXACTLY! And the kid's love it.




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So the little angel says to Santa:

"Hey, Fat Man, here's the tree you wanted. Where do you want me to stick it?"
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Happy Saturnalia!!!!!

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Happy Saturnalia!!!!!

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Now that's a party! :supz: :drinkers: :rock: fesmas::: :JR: :takitass:




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This subject is too heavy for me, just call the tree what you like. I'll take the girl you all can have the tree and argue over it.

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You're going to get nothing at Christmas. Because that's what Christmas is about: JESUS CHRIST.

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I'd Hit It wrote:You're going to get nothing at Christmas. Because that's what Christmas is about: JESUS CHRIST.
You mean like it's a celebration of his birthday or something?
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