Happy Chanukah
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Happy Chanukah
A holiday that celebrates religious freedom won by a small band of Jews agains the mighty Greek/Syrian empire. In a radical break in history, this became ne of the founding principles of the United States - Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free expression of religion.

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Re: Happy Chanukah
Lucky for you there's no War on Chanukah, like the War on Christmas that we all have to suffer.
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I'm fairly certain that's not where it came from.Hebrew Hammer wrote:this became ne of the founding principles of the United States - Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free expression of religion.
But Happy Chanukah to you.
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A peaceful Chanukah season to you.
edit: I was going to be snarky, but I'm just in a peaceful, holiday kind of mood. Even if I think HH is a creep.
edit: I was going to be snarky, but I'm just in a peaceful, holiday kind of mood. Even if I think HH is a creep.
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Re: Happy Chanukah
Real question for HH. Just came back from my run - it was pouring rain out btw - and I saw 2 Orthodox Jews standing on a corner. They flagged me down and said "are you Jewish?" - to which I replied... no. And they said nevermind.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.
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Re: Happy Chanukah
Fuck you fatass.
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Re: Happy Chanukah
To say full evening prayers, especially if one wants to say a prayer in memory of a family member who recently died, you need ten Jewish men at the prayer service. If you live in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews, they may have stepped out of a service to see if they could grab a tenth Jewish man for a few minutes to allow the prayer. If not, it may have been Marco n disguise hunting for his nightly beat down.kreator wrote:Real question for HH. Just came back from my run - it was pouring rain out btw - and I saw 2 Orthodox Jews standing on a corner. They flagged me down and said "are you Jewish?" - to which I replied... no. And they said nevermind.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.

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Re: Happy Chanukah
Jew please.
I can spot a minority a mike away.
I can spot a minority a mike away.
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Makes sense, thanks. I was running through Forest Hills area of Queens which has a lot of Jews.Hebrew Hammer wrote:To say full evening prayers, especially if one wants to say a prayer in memory of a family member who recently died, you need ten Jewish men at the prayer service. If you live in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews, they may have stepped out of a service to see if they could grab a tenth Jewish man for a few minutes to allow the prayer. If not, it may have been Marco n disguise hunting for his nightly beat down.kreator wrote:Real question for HH. Just came back from my run - it was pouring rain out btw - and I saw 2 Orthodox Jews standing on a corner. They flagged me down and said "are you Jewish?" - to which I replied... no. And they said nevermind.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.
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Is that the cover story you guys use when you're searching the streets for fresh man-meat? You sickos disgust me.Hebrew Hammer wrote:To say full evening prayers, especially if one wants to say a prayer in memory of a family member who recently died, you need ten Jewish men at the prayer service. If you live in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews, they may have stepped out of a service to see if they could grab a tenth Jewish man for a few minutes to allow the prayer.
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Oy! I subletted a co-op for two years on 67th road off of Queens Blvd and my building was at least 90% Jew. BTW, not far from there is Ben's Best Jewish Deli....hands down the greatest Jewish deli in NYC, yet little known. Former mayor Ed Koch's favorite deli....you'd think he would know.kreator wrote:Makes sense, thanks. I was running through Forest Hills area of Queens which has a lot of Jews.Hebrew Hammer wrote:To say full evening prayers, especially if one wants to say a prayer in memory of a family member who recently died, you need ten Jewish men at the prayer service. If you live in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews, they may have stepped out of a service to see if they could grab a tenth Jewish man for a few minutes to allow the prayer. If not, it may have been Marco n disguise hunting for his nightly beat down.kreator wrote:Real question for HH. Just came back from my run - it was pouring rain out btw - and I saw 2 Orthodox Jews standing on a corner. They flagged me down and said "are you Jewish?" - to which I replied... no. And they said nevermind.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.
Jackson Heights to Forest Hills has got to be a 20 mile round trip run, no?
Re: Happy Chanukah
Happy Hanukkah!

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Re: Happy Chanukah
High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Oy! I subletted a co-op for two years on 67th road off of Queens Blvd and my building was at least 90% Jew. BTW, not far from there is Ben's Best Jewish Deli....hands down the greatest Jewish deli in NYC, yet little known. Former mayor Ed Koch's favorite deli....you'd think he would know.kreator wrote:Makes sense, thanks. I was running through Forest Hills area of Queens which has a lot of Jews.Hebrew Hammer wrote:To say full evening prayers, especially if one wants to say a prayer in memory of a family member who recently died, you need ten Jewish men at the prayer service. If you live in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews, they may have stepped out of a service to see if they could grab a tenth Jewish man for a few minutes to allow the prayer. If not, it may have been Marco n disguise hunting for his nightly beat down.kreator wrote:Real question for HH. Just came back from my run - it was pouring rain out btw - and I saw 2 Orthodox Jews standing on a corner. They flagged me down and said "are you Jewish?" - to which I replied... no. And they said nevermind.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.
Jackson Heights to Forest Hills has got to be a 20 mile round trip run, no?
Nice. I've run by there a bunch of times but never been in; I'll have to check it out.
And no, Jackson Heights to Forest Hills is only about 2-3 miles away actually.
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Holy crap.....those livery cabs must have been taking me the long way from Bud's on 82nd street back to Forest Hills!kreator wrote:High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Oy! I subletted a co-op for two years on 67th road off of Queens Blvd and my building was at least 90% Jew. BTW, not far from there is Ben's Best Jewish Deli....hands down the greatest Jewish deli in NYC, yet little known. Former mayor Ed Koch's favorite deli....you'd think he would know.kreator wrote:Makes sense, thanks. I was running through Forest Hills area of Queens which has a lot of Jews.Hebrew Hammer wrote:To say full evening prayers, especially if one wants to say a prayer in memory of a family member who recently died, you need ten Jewish men at the prayer service. If you live in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews, they may have stepped out of a service to see if they could grab a tenth Jewish man for a few minutes to allow the prayer. If not, it may have been Marco n disguise hunting for his nightly beat down.kreator wrote:Real question for HH. Just came back from my run - it was pouring rain out btw - and I saw 2 Orthodox Jews standing on a corner. They flagged me down and said "are you Jewish?" - to which I replied... no. And they said nevermind.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.
Jackson Heights to Forest Hills has got to be a 20 mile round trip run, no?
Nice. I've run by there a bunch of times but never been in; I'll have to check it out.
And no, Jackson Heights to Forest Hills is only about 2-3 miles away actually.
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As I type this, Ben's Best is on "Diners, Drive In's & Dives."kreator wrote:High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Oy! I subletted a co-op for two years on 67th road off of Queens Blvd and my building was at least 90% Jew. BTW, not far from there is Ben's Best Jewish Deli....hands down the greatest Jewish deli in NYC, yet little known. Former mayor Ed Koch's favorite deli....you'd think he would know.kreator wrote:Makes sense, thanks. I was running through Forest Hills area of Queens which has a lot of Jews.Hebrew Hammer wrote:To say full evening prayers, especially if one wants to say a prayer in memory of a family member who recently died, you need ten Jewish men at the prayer service. If you live in a neighborhood with a lot of Jews, they may have stepped out of a service to see if they could grab a tenth Jewish man for a few minutes to allow the prayer. If not, it may have been Marco n disguise hunting for his nightly beat down.kreator wrote:Real question for HH. Just came back from my run - it was pouring rain out btw - and I saw 2 Orthodox Jews standing on a corner. They flagged me down and said "are you Jewish?" - to which I replied... no. And they said nevermind.
Thought it was kinda bizarre and wondered if it has to do with a Chanukah tradition and why they'd be in the rain.
Jackson Heights to Forest Hills has got to be a 20 mile round trip run, no?
Nice. I've run by there a bunch of times but never been in; I'll have to check it out.
And no, Jackson Heights to Forest Hills is only about 2-3 miles away actually.