North Korea Thread

Thatcher II · Post by **Thatcher II** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:54 am

Fuck that was an excellent post, Terri. You're a brainy bitch!

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:11 am

A bit like the arabs sending some of their sons to Sandhurst.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:31 am

Gorbachev wrote:Fuck that was an excellent post, Terri. You're a brainy bitch!

Bro, you should see what I have planned for the Nutribullet thread.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:48 pm

Wha..what? Do not fuck with the Nutribullet thread! Unless it's something positive do not enter.

I'm a little disappointed that my "Kimchee Initiative" got little traction. This is the source of their power. Isn't this traded on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange? Corner the market on kimchee and you can control the entire Korean Peninsula. Look what happened to the Duke brothers when they fucked around with frozen concentrated orange juice.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:29 pm

Shape, here's the thing I'm thinking with the KImchee Initiative.

Two things, really.

One, is that the people are starving already and probably light on cabbage that smells like a ripe fart. Flooding them with kimchee would probably result in binge eating that makes everyone throw up.

Second, if we just poisoned their food, we would be lacking masturbatory material for Drath. After all, if we can't discuss the possibility of low yield nukes, tridents, Escape From LA, and somehow make genocide a humanitarian responsibility, then what's he going to wax his carrot to?

Think of the slower among us, and you'll see why it didn't get off the ground.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:19 pm

Baff, well said my friend. Now I understand. I will speak no more of kimchee.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:22 pm

It's one of those things I didn't really want to get into, but when it was apparent it came down to darf for the failings of your master plan, it had just get out in the open.

You should probably write a letter to Seal Team 6 so they can get to work when darf says the shit's going to hit the fan. Send them an ab roller and a TRX (no knockoffs) or something and maybe they'll give you credit.

Terrance,
You'd mentioned that this and previous administrations were clueless on dealing with Asia. Is there a country that does seem to conduct themselves well in the region?

Australia?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:41 pm

baffled wrote:Terrance,
You'd mentioned that this and previous administrations were clueless on dealing with Asia. Is there a country that does seem to conduct themselves well in the region?

China

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:58 pm

protobuilder wrote:
baffled wrote:Terrance,
You'd mentioned that this and previous administrations were clueless on dealing with Asia. Is there a country that does seem to conduct themselves well in the region?

China

I didn't say conduct themselves the way we do, but with nice tans and flawless, jet black hair, I said conduct themselves well.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:14 am

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:33 am

This would appear to not be so good:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22011207

North Korea is blocking the entry of South Korean workers into a joint industrial zone, in a move seen as further escalating tensions.

Workers were being allowed to leave the Kaesong complex but not cross into it from the South, Seoul's Unification Ministry confirmed.

The Kaesong zone, which is a money-maker for the North, is seen as a key barometer of inter-Korean relations.

They've done it before, somewhat recently, but... I think it's time to give up Guam.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:44 am

I talked to a friend in Seoul a few hours ago and they are actually rather concerned about this.

http://www.koreabang.com/2013/stories/n ... legal.html

Somebody needs to stand up to the tyrant running the country - this kind of crap cannot be let to continue.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:48 am

If you live outside of Hawaii, San Diego, DC and....Texas (Austin?) you should be safe.

Perhaps we could give him Hawaii and unlimited downloads from iTunes to have him avert his plans.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:49 pm

The map supposedly reads, Plans to STrike America

I wonder if he has a map for, How to Launch a Long Range Missile Without it Exploding on the Platform or Shortly Thereafter

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:29 pm

Terry B. wrote:

If you live outside of Hawaii, San Diego, DC and....Texas (Austin?) you should be safe.

Perhaps we could give him Hawaii and unlimited downloads from iTunes to have him avert his plans.

If that map is correct, they have detailed plans to attack the seawater a hundred miles north of the Big Island.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:33 pm

Just don't eat the fish and you're probably good, right? Seems an odd strike point, but I'm not going to question our soon to be Korean overlords. They know what they're doing.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:49 pm

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:07 am

protobuilder wrote:

Clearly institutionally brainwashed for that fat dupe. Those gooks are so fucked.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:15 am

baffled wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
Clearly institutionally brainwashed for that fat dupe. Those gooks are so fucked.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:21 pm

Ri Sol-ju, wife of North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un, opened up to reporters Thursday about her husband’s warmongering, saying that the Dear Leader’s recent bluster was totally uncharacteristic of the man she was forced to marry three years ago. “Since being ordered by my government to spend the rest of my life with this man, I’ve gotten to know him very well, and I can tell you that the Jong-un threatening nuclear war is not the same Jong-un who plucked me out of a parade and demanded I cut ties with my family,” said Ri, adding that she still believes the controlling despot who erased her identity and forbade her from leaving the residential villa is in there somewhere. “The man you see promising missile strikes on U.S. targets is not the person I was forced to fall in love with. And he’s certainly not the same father to the child I was forced to have with him. It’s upsetting to admit, but when I’m told to sit across from Jong-un at the breakfast table, I don’t even know who I’m looking at anymore.” When reached for further comment, North Korean officials said that Ri would be unavailable for the foreseeable future.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jo ... the,31944/

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:42 pm

Bet all those broads know their way around and AK.

Well, they've just told Britain and Russia to clear their embassies.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:57 pm

baffled wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
Clearly institutionally brainwashed for that fat dupe. Those gooks are so fucked.

What?? They all seem pretty happy.

Actually, it looks photoshopped, but I don't know much about those things and it was published on Newsweek or Huffpost so it must be real.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:16 pm

Does anyone else wish North Korea would fire a missile into China, just to see what happens??

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:47 pm

protobuilder wrote:Does anyone else wish North Korea would fire a missile into China, just to see what happens??

Everyday.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:59 am

protobuilder wrote:Does anyone else wish North Korea would fire a missile into China, just to see what happens??

It would likely get closer to Hawaii than China. So no.

IGX

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