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T200 wrote:Worst Penthouse letter ever.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:He left out the good parts, clearly

The only "good parts" was me slack jawed and completely dumbfounded that this guy I was talking to was actually a chick. I was almost speechless. Nothing about him looked feminine. So weird.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TRANNY PUSSY WORKS...CAN THE DOCTORS MAKE IT SO THAT IT GETS WET LIKE A REAL PUSSY OR DO YOU ALWAYS NEED LUBE UNLESS YOU WANNA GO SANDPAPER STYLE...I ASKED ED ZACHARY BUT HE IGNORES MY PM'S
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T>1200 wrote:Yeah, definitely would.

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Why is it publishing pictures of itself sumo deadlifting weight that I use for wrist curls?

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
T>1200 wrote:
Why is it publishing pictures of itself sumo deadlifting weight that I use for wrist curls?
Because heavy weights make girls bulk up?
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TRANNY PUSSY WORKS...CAN THE DOCTORS MAKE IT SO THAT IT GETS WET LIKE A REAL PUSSY OR DO YOU ALWAYS NEED LUBE UNLESS YOU WANNA GO SANDPAPER STYLE...I ASKED ED ZACHARY BUT HE IGNORES MY PM'S
How would I know? I'm going purely pre-op.

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After you go down on her for a while with savage intensity she should be ready to go
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They're on the Weather Channel now

http://www.weather.com/video/this-is-cr ... move-45501?

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BucketHead wrote:They're on the Weather Channel now

http://www.weather.com/video/this-is-cr ... move-45501?
Is it a coincidence that the ad before the video was about the importance of health insurance, and that the ad after the video was for a pregnancy test?
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Only from the mind of a crossfitter
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQMOcOs3KGc[/youtube]

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Hymen Asshole wrote:Only from the mind of a crossfitter
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQMOcOs3KGc[/youtube]
AHAHAHAHAHA
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Holy fuck!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mMXvMgyFAU[/youtube]
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^^^^^ Someone needs to mirror this before it gets taken down.

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Good Lord.
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The empowering feminine aesthetic that Glassman singlehandedly created is strong in that one.
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T>1200 wrote:The empowering feminine aesthetic that Glassman singlehandedly created is strong in that one.
For that alone he deserves a seat between Edison and the Mitchell Brothers in the pantheon of American greats.
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T200 wrote:Drinking is for posers until you are drinking Everclear from a an old freebase kit you found in the park.


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T200 wrote:Drinking is for posers until you are drinking Everclear from a an old freebase kit you found in the park.

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not to sound too much like a homo but that first video is wrong on so many levels. If that was my 18 year old daughter someone would have a bat upside their head.


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Your 18-year old daughter is an adult who can let strangers shove dollar bills in her g-string at the local titty bar - a yoga pants workout video is hardly beyond the pale for an 18-year old chick.

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louburr wrote:not to sound too much like a homo but that first video is wrong on so many levels. If that was my 18 year old daughter someone would have a bat upside their head.
I thought that at first too, then based on her name, checked where she was from, Norway.

Norway is pretty liberal in their sexuality, to say the least.

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It will be interesting to see if they call it @ft in this lawsuit.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... o-injuries

Sounds like their kind of stupid.

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she takes attention whore to a whole new level


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Hymen Asshole wrote:she takes attention whore to a whole new level
So what? :heart:
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:^^^^^ Someone needs to mirror this before it gets taken down.
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