Banana Boat Blows

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:03 am

Protecting my albino like skin from the Vegas sun is important to me. After 3 days, my Walmart brand stuff ran out and we bought Banana Boat brand Sun Wear Faces oil-free daily sunblock lotion. It's SPF 30 and advertises an ultra sheer clean feel. It even has age-defying complex which is important because I'm of an age that needs defying.

I didn't buy the shit, my wife did so back off. Anyway, I spent several hours at the pool and most of that was in the shade. When I got to my room and looked in the mirror a boiled lobster was looking back at me. I also got a fucking sun rash of some kind so my sunburn has little red dots in it.

We paid $10 for 3 ounces of this shit.

Hagbard · Post by **Hagbard** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:07 am

Funny, your coat looks thick, black and shiny in your picture. Were you recently shaved?

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:17 pm

Hagbard Celine wrote:Funny, your coat looks thick, black and shiny in your picture. Were you recently shaved?

Moose:
Thank you. It's mostly due to diet but there are thin spots around my belly where I lick a little.

Jack:
That is the exact product I ran out of before I bought this stuff. It was cheap and effective.

In my lobster rage, I called the Banana Boat people and they handled things very well. My hate is assuaged.

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:02 pm

My sunscreen bill is high. Try anything with Helioplex. It works well for us down here in Skin Cancer Country.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:54 pm

DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Hagbard Celine wrote:Funny, your coat looks thick, black and shiny in your picture. Were you recently shaved?
Moose:
Thank you. It's mostly due to diet but there are thin spots around my belly where I lick a little.

LOL!

Good humor from both of you!

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:45 pm

Only buy sunscreen that surfers use.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:47 pm

Maui Babe

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:55 pm

I will second:

NoAd is the shit.

I will also chime in for the spray on Coppertone stuff. It goes on and stays sticky, though.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:10 pm

Bullfrog bicho's.....

Really Big Strong Guy · Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:17 pm

Neutragena (sp) spray on waterproof has saved my large arse.