Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:32 am

Finnish film about the real Santa Claus who is a huge fucking monster with goat horns, encased in ice and sealed in a mountain. His elves are bad ass old men who look like dirty ass naked mall Santas.

It's rated R for naked old men, violence, and language but my kids loved it. Yeah I'm a bad parent.

The movie was originally a short film put out as an inter office kind of thing at a film company.

Here's the first short film
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei69bYwwCvc[/youtube]

Here's the second one they put out as a safety film
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkyqODDF-LU[/youtube]

And the trailer for the movie
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQlikX4vvw[/youtube]

It was good fun and my kids loved that the hunter's son was a prominent character and kind of badass at the end.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:11 pm

I saw this movie in the theater last Christmas and it was awesome as hell.

See it nigz!

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:50 am

T200 wrote:I saw this movie in the theater last Christmas and it was awesome as hell.

See it nigz!

This review cannot be improved on.

Now streaming on Netflix.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:07 pm

Watched it last Xmas...good shit.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:16 pm

Saw this on Netflix. Pretty damn good

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:49 pm

EZ way out in front on this one...it's no Trollhunter but wicked funny and smart.

IGX

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