Shape's Nutz Inspired Snack Treat???

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Shape's Nutz Inspired Snack Treat???

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When I checked into my hotel in Charlotte, NC on Wednesday they gave me one of these Nature Valley treats

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I was very hungry and it looked reasonably healthy w/the almonds and all. Fucking fuck fuck was it tasty. Then I looked more closely at the label and saw the words sweet salty nut and wondered if maybe it was originally sweet salty nutz.

Healthwise, it's probably full of death just like Shape's real nutz but fuck it was tasty. If Shapeuncharged rubs these on his pathetic sack, Ms. S and/or Vinnie will be much more amenable to some nutz action.
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Post by Shapecharge »

WTF? I just saw this post. And, I think it inappropriate to denigrate my nutz if you haven't sampled their tasty goodness. My lucky charms have the power to heal the sick and when slapping against a chin have brought many a smile to the ladies. Do not mock my nutz.

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