how I broke the toilet with my face, a medical mystery story

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Terrible incident, but not the worst outcome.

[bigpeach]

Most importantly, did you discover the secret to time travel when you came to?

[WildGorillaMan]

Most importantly, did you discover the secret to time travel when you came to?

=D>

[Gav]

You be careful you old fool. See what happens when you make fun of someone's teeth.

I've heard of this before. When you empty your bladder it causes your blood pressure to drop.

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

ATTA BOY TIMMAH!!!!

[seeahill]

But I didn't even get to start peeing before I went down.

Saw my doc this morning. Blood pressure 128/80. I hadn't taken the blood pressure pills for two days. He said not to take them for a week and then come back.

[Gene]

When I was younger, Tim, I used to pass out while taking a piss if I had the flu. Don't know why but sometimes I'd just topple over.

You can either sit down like Jeeke or do what I used to do. I used to kneel on one knee in front of the bowl. Put my dick over the rim and put the knee down so that when I crashed I'd just topple over to the side.

Glad that you didn't exsanguinate. I'd have missed your dry wit and witnessing your evolution from the epistemological Sargasso of Progressive thought.

[Turdacious]

http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... 06#p662606

Because reading any post by @ is not going to help with Timmah's recovery.

[Gene]

http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... 06#p662606

Because reading any post by @ is not going to help with Timmah's recovery.

Owwww! My ankle!

[seeahill]

Gene, you probably had Micturition syncope:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micturition_syncope

That wasn't me because I went down before I even got to the toilet.

[seeahill]

Oh yeah, and they gave me a tetanus shot in the ER, which seems like a good idea when you get all cut up by a toilet.

[Shapecharge]

I'm struggling to connect your shitty writing to this event but I'm glad you didn't get seriously hurt because I enjoy making fun of you.

[Fat Cat]

You guys know Timmy stroked out trying to pinch a loaf, right? This medication bullshit is just him trying to salvage whatever shred of dignity he imagines himself to still possess.

[Shapecharge]

Fuck, I knew it! Timmah had just finished up ripping off someone else's hard work and went to drop a quick duece and passed out while updating his Facebook status. What a way to wake up...bleeding, dizzy, and shit smeared everywhere. Not good Timmah. I ask you...are we fortunate or unfortunate this didn't happen at the "Cabin in the Woods"?

[nafod]

Google on anti-g straining and "hook" maneuver. Same technique used by fighter pilots and bucketheads to prevent blackouts while pulling 10 Gs and fighting the commie hordes works on old people on bp meds trying to pass out when they stand up too fast.

[TerryB]

Most importantly, did you discover the secret to time travel when you came to?

1.21 gigawatts!!

[Gav]

Oh yeah, and they gave me a tetanus shot in the ER.

Oh shit, another prick in the ass.

[seeahill]

Such is English humor.

[Batboy2/75]

Mother fucker!

I paid that tranny good money to pick up Timmah in a local Montana honky tonk and snuff his ass. Shit, I told it to look like a fucking accident, but WTF? That Bear is going to be so fucking pissed. The bear is my business partner, we're planning on using Timmays fire prone cabin as a meth lab. You ever try arguing with a six hundred pound grizzly? This shit isn't going to go over well.

Guess that's what happens when you go cheap.

[Turdacious]

Mother fucker!

I paid that tranny good money to pick up Timmah in a local Montana honky tonk and stuff his ass. Shit, I told it to look like a fucking accident, but WTF? That Bear is going to be so fucking pissed. The bear is my business partner, we're planning on using Timmays fire prone cabin as a meth lab. You ever try arguing with a six hundred pound grizzly? This shit isn't going to go over well.

Guess that's what happens when you go cheap.

I hope the video where the midgets hump his old lady is making you some money.

[Batboy2/75]

Mother fucker!

I paid that tranny good money to pick up Timmah in a local Montana honky tonk and stuff his ass. Shit, I told it to look like a fucking accident, but WTF? That Bear is going to be so fucking pissed. The bear is my business partner, we're planning on using Timmays fire prone cabin as a meth lab. You ever try arguing with a six hundred pound grizzly? This shit isn't going to go over well.

Guess that's what happens when you go cheap.

I hope the video where the midgets hump his old lady is making you some money.

Some crazy son of a bitch in Oklahoma has paid to see it over 200 times.

[Andy83]

I don't believe this story. He's always faking injury for attention.

[Thatcher II]

One word: chamber pot. The ancient wisdoms. I ain't kiddin.

[Thatcher II]

One word: chamber pot. The ancient wisdoms. I ain't kiddin.

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

Timmah,

I'm on two different BP meds right now...neither are considered 'strong'. As of Thursday, my BP was down to 122/77. A month ago, it was around 140/106, a month prior to that it was in the 'holy fucking shit you're going to have a stroke' zone. I didn't get light headed when my BP was high, but I damn sure do these days. One of my coworkers, who is X@ skinny and has chronic high BP says he gets light headed from his meds to the point where he needs to stop what he's doing and just lie down, all of the time.

When I saw my doc on Thursday, I was told that since I've likely had high BP for so long, that my body is adapting to lower BP. My dosage is staying the same for another month and then they plan on cutting back one of the meds.

Just my two cents.