Seduction dinner

[seeahill]

Your ideas:

Assume you're single and want to get laid.

You invite her to your place for dinner. Forget about candles and music and all that. You've got that covered.

What food do you serve? On this seduction dinner?

[Fat Cat]

Leave no coffee cups or sharp objects on or near the table. Remain silent. Possibly gesture towards your cock, but nothing verbal, as you've shown no acuity with regard to speaking to women. Consider taping a pistol under the table.

[Fat Cat]

Oh wait, is this a different girl?

[The Crawdaddy]

Four-cheese Risotto. Steamed vegetables of some kind (ask her what she likes and dislikes). Lamb chops, seasoned with a blend of lemon peel, rosemary, kosher salt, pepper and chopped prosciutto that has been cooked crisp. A good Cabernet or Pinot with this.

[Fat Cat]

Wow, I bet your boyfriend really appreciates that.

[seeahill]

Not presently for me. I think most guys have a seduction dinner. Curious about what others think.

[johno]

[The Crawdaddy]

Wow, I bet your boyfriend really appreciates that.

[Shapecharge]

Timmah, is there something wrong with you? Maybe you got a concussion when you rolled your vehicle awhile back with that chick and you're a little scrambled inside. I'm concerned for you.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Steak, medium bloody, a nice Barolo and Rohypnol

[Thatcher II]

Relax, Timmah. Prostitutes don't expect seduction dinners.

[SAR]

Shape's idea of a seduction dinner is vienna sausage cooked over sterno, some roofies, and some lube for the lucky ones.

[Beer Jew]

Bruv drops his knowledges.

[baffled]

Steak, medium bloody, a nice Barolo and Rohypnol

Damn, you beat me to it. I figured if you could make roofies the secret ingredient, it doesn't really matter what you're serving.

[Thud]

Bean casserole, jug wine and you on the harmonica. Don't mess with your formula.

[Shapecharge]

Just so you know, sterno can be used as a lubricant.

[The Crawdaddy]

asshole d'flambe is on Shape's menu I guess.

[Fat Cat]

Squirrels and whiskey got you this far gramps.

[clutch]

Taser at the doorway.

Duct tape, leg spreader, and 18Ga sterile needles.

Probably some Cialis for yourself. Wasted opportunity and all that.

[Crust Bucket]

[Hebrew Hammer]

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[Holland Oates]

Leave no coffee cups or sharp objects on or near the table. Remain silent. Possibly gesture towards your cock, but nothing verbal, as you've shown no acuity with regard to speaking to women. Consider taping a pistol under the table.

LMFAO

That is gold.

I've never had to make a seduction dinner. You fuck em right and they invite you over for dinner.

[Jonny Canuck]

how was dinner? I have some good breakfast recipes if she spends the night.

[Wild Bill]

[nafod]

Your ideas:

Assume you're single and want to get laid.

You invite her to your place for dinner. Forget about candles and music and all that. You've got that covered.

What food do you serve? On this seduction dinner?

Have her help you prepare dinner.

Have her do just the fun stuff (you wash everything). Use stuff with lots of phallicness and breasticulars. Have her wash your zucchini then rub some oil on it for grilling. Allow her to gaze upon as you gently knead her mounds of dough for fresh yeasty rolls. While peeling a banana ask her to close her eyes, open her mouth, and guess the fruit. Spread those chicken legs wide and then gently guide the sausage dressing into the cavity with the utmost attention, afterwards tying the legs together using a slipknot in case things get a little crazy. Shake up the champagne and then pop it, sending that damn cork off to Idaho. Hopefully you'll never make it to the table.