I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

[Mickey O'neil]

If I married her, I'd make her wear that blue hair all the time. Looks good on her.

Hell yes.

[Mickey O'neil]

[WildGorillaMan]

So what's the deal, does Russell Brand have a ten figure net worth, or does he have an 18-inch dick, or both? What does she see in him?

[Mickey O'neil]

So what's the deal, does Russell Brand have a ten figure net worth, or does he have an 18-inch dick, or both? What does she see in him?

I have no clue.

[Crust Bucket]

So what's the deal, does Russell Brand have a ten figure net worth, or does he have an 18-inch dick, or both? What does she see in him?

She into bad boys and just pictures him as Charley Manson.

[Crust Bucket]

[Crust Bucket]

[Crust Bucket]

[CharlieBob]

Pretty sure this is a fake, but it is at least well done and i thought you all may enjoy it.

[Mickey O'neil]

I can pretend! I think hers would be bigger than those.

[baffled]

Just a heads up, but she's supposed to have a new music video coming out tomorrow.

[syaigh]

[Mickey O'neil]

I dig it.

[syaigh]

I just watched an interview with Russel Brand.

He looks like a corpse, talks like a pouf, and, well, that about tells it. Once the thrill of the accent wears off, she'll be done.

[friedquads]

I just watched an interview with Russel Brand.

He looks like a corpse, talks like a pouf, and, well, that about tells it. Once the thrill of the accent wears off, she'll be done.

I don't know about that. If he's legitimately bendy like he was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, she'll hang onto him a little longer for the bedroom factor.

[Shapecharge]

C'mon now haters, he's a funny dude. There's an "Arthur" remake out next week with him as Arthur that looks hilarious from the trailer. Signaid, you'd suck his dick in a second if you thought you could get away with it.

[Mountebank]

Pretty sure this is a fake, but it is at least well done and i thought you all may enjoy it.

Definitely a fake.

The change in skin tone is pretty obvious in the neck, where they put the head/body together.

But hey, take what you can get.

[dead man walking]

her new video is hereby officially declared dog shit.

find yourself a new girl, mick. you can do better.

[Gene]

[Mickey O'neil]

That video was so fucking stupid. They could have made something really sexy and they came up with this dumb shit? I'm not gonna give up on her though.

[WildGorillaMan]

What's up with her sounding like Evanescence?

[Turdacious]

her new video is hereby officially declared dog shit.

find yourself a new girl, mick. you can do better.

The title of this thread is not 'I seriously want to have a meaningful conversation with Katy Perry.'

[dead man walking]

I'm not gonna give up on her though.

that's some impressive fidelity, mick

[Mickey O'neil]

I'm not gonna give up on her though.

that's some impressive fidelity, mick

That's just the kind of guy I am.

[sanchezero]

weird thing happening to me recently. i've been having repeated (maybe once a week) crazy sex/romance/relationship dreams about katy perry. they're kinda serialized too as far as i can tell. started with some necking, moved on to fingerbanging and now i'm running amok. it's quite pleasant, but bizarre for a coupla reasons -

1. my dreams are rarely sexual, instead leaning to the hyperviolent. between pRonz and the wife, i guess i don't need a lot of sleepy booty. maybe one sex dream a month. on top of the sex, there's an awful lot of relationship stuff like eating pizza on the couch and watching movies together.

2. katy perry, while certainly attractive, is pretty far down on my list of chicks i would kidnap and lock in my basement. i like a pixier type thing like some kiera knightly. why can't i be bangin' kiera?

anyway, just bumping a good thread via boring anecdote.