I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

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I'm, OK with Katy Perry as Wonder Woman in a movie.

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Wonder Woman was on the roof of her pad one afternoon doing some nude sunbathing and Superman happened to be flying by. So he's lookin' her over as she's all spread out in this lounge chair and he's starting to sprout a huge super boner. That fuckin' Wonder Woman is so hot. I think I'll fly down there and give her a fuckin' at hypersonic speed and she won't even know what happened. WHAM! He is in her ball deep and with some crazy mega hyper hip thrusts he drops a super load and flys off. Shit is scattered everywhere things knocked over...a complete wreck on her rooftop patio. Wonder Woman finally gets it together and says, what the fuck was that? Faintly the Invisible Man says, I don't know but I need to go to the hospital...my asshole is blown apart.

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LOL! I've heard that one before but it's been a long time.

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Mick,

Katy has a movie coming out. Don't do a peewee.

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Really? Did not know that. I'll have to google.

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Mickey O'neil wrote:Really? Did not know that. I'll have to google.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx92_aRoatQ[/youtube]

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It looks outstanding!!!!!!

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you're yesterday's news mick . . . probably because you two-timed Katy with your sig
The rebound is officially underway for Katy Perry ... who was all about the PDA with her new man at Coachella ... hugging, caressing and full on making out.

The guy is Robert Ackroyd -- the guitar player for Florence and The Machine.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/23/katy-perr ... 5XiLxzmujQ
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dead man walking wrote:you're yesterday's news mick . . . probably because you two-timed Katy with your sig
The rebound is officially underway for Katy Perry ... who was all about the PDA with her new man at Coachella ... hugging, caressing and full on making out.

The guy is Robert Ackroyd -- the guitar player for Florence and The Machine.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/23/katy-perr ... 5XiLxzmujQ
I saw this news. I am undaunted.

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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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be daunted. flomach kicks ass.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Yes, flomach does kick ass but I am still undaunted. I'm Mickey Motherfucking O'neil, bitches!
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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Nice work, Crusty!

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She's gone to the dark side Mickster, she needs your help.

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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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Ewww, come on Katy baby.


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Hawaii-An amazing amount of christwire articles have chronicled the dirty whorishness of Katy Perry over the years. But I am afraid to report that she has befouled the most holiest of Christian Holidays. This weekend she travelled to the Island Nation of Hawaii where she put on a private show for the local island Chief there. During the show she mocked christianity by wearing a most sinful Santa suit. As if that was not enough she pretended to perform mouth sex acts upon the local chief there.

As soon as the show was over she encouraged the crowd to join her for a dip in the ocean. She ripped off the Santa suit to reveal her sparsly covered yet ripe sin treats. They were barely contained in her top. She cavorted around and then snuggled up with another woman who I am sure she kissed and liked it, and a young male.

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Today millions of young men woke up to the news and pictures of her revealing her full milk sacks. Soon after, thousands upon thousands of young men pleasured theriselves in the most profane of ways. How could they not? What kind of moral young woman unleashes sin treats of such massive and saggy size upon the male world.

Katy Perry would do well to read Sister Susan’s recent article “10 Ways To Be a Proper Christian Woman and Please Your Christian Man” She should especially read the section about not being a whorelot. Because of her level of sluttiness that British emosexual Russell Brand is the only man that will love her. Because of Katy Perry’s sluttiness millions of young men could die tonight and have the sin of Self Fornication on their souls.
http://christwire.org/2011/12/katy-perr ... -millions/
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