The Christian IGX

[Shapecharge]

Well she can say it's not her by keeping her face out of the pic and then when we all start posting about how we're jacking off to the pic she will in turn be validated in her actions.

My Message to Jezzie:

I know you're not feeling real sexy with punching out a kid and all but hey, you're in a special place right now with huge, high, firm ripe breasts, bursting with the life giving milk contained within. This is quite possibly the greatest they will ever look 'cept for when you were 16. Share this beauty with us, your close personal internet friends. We won't tell anyone. It will be our most personal secret. This will have the additional benefit of jumpstarting your long dormant sexuality and it will help you feel like getting dicked down or licked down again...not sure. And if necessary I'm sure we can get some cash for you too.

[Fat Cat]

Milky funbagz NAO!

[Blaidd Drwg]

[Fat Cat]

I can't fap to that.

[odin]

post pregnancy boobies are calci-yummy.

[WildGorillaMan]

I can't fap to that.

I question your dedication.

[Shapecharge]

Jezzie, why haven't you responded to our pleas?

[Crust Bucket]

I hope this will tide you over until she gets back...

[Shapecharge]

Milk, milk, lemonade...'round the corner fudge is made!

[syaigh]

Make sure your little baby doesn't turn gay: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704 ... ntion.html

A parent can never act too soon in taking precautionary measures to ensure that their child will never become intoxicated with mommy's perfume and choose to devote his life to being a prancing homo. By being both proactive and willing to inflict welts for Jesus, you can beat Satan at his own sick game and prevent him from turning your impressionable child into an ugly, rotting twig in the family tree crying out for brutal pruning.

Christian Doctors at Landover Baptist Hospital's Homosexual Reparative Extreme-Psycho-Stabilization Ward have put together a handy list of preventative tips for concerned parents with newborns or toddlers. Please print out these Godly reminders and pop them in your purse the moment your water breaks for handy reference.



Early Child Development Homo Prevention Tips

1. A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement. Standing straight up, not hunched over while urinating, is a sign of manliness. Squatting on a toilet seat (especially if he hovers to avoid the urine of others or prissily wipes the seat with a square of toilet tissue) to pee is not only effeminate but a sign of shame! It is a secret hobby that homosexuals use in their daily lives. It is a scientific fact that when needing to use the restroom, a male is called upon to engage in the unpleasant undertaking of extruding a poopy in only 1 out of every 3 visits. But homosexuals use all three visits to practice squatting, to limber the cheeks of their bottom in preparation for even the most enormous (Negro) penises. Such calisthenics are neither necessary nor advisable for men who have no intention of squatting over an engorged penis. As soon as your child is able to walk on two feet, you must make that sure he is taught to stand proudly in front of a private or public toilet seat, and to speak not a word, especially in response to the coy whispers of Catholic priests in the next stall.

2. A boy must eat everything on his plate. But if your son pesters you to serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick.

[dead man walking]

2. A boy must eat everything on his plate. But if your son pesters you to serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick.

that has to be a parody

[syaigh]

Oh, it is, and gets much better. :)

[dead man walking]

of course. just clicked the link. (i'm not controlled by fear, like proto)

[baffled]

Two women posting in this thread and fucking Shaf provides the titties. Fuck this, shut 'er down.

[syaigh]

Two women posting in this thread and fucking Shaf provides the titties. Fuck this, shut 'er down.

I don't have any and Jezzie's are otherwise occupied. If y'all hadn't run off the other womenfolk with your bad manners and foul language, they'd probably be posting all kinds of spank material by now.

[Hymen Asshole]

I'd get in line to see small titties, love em small so feel free to share them

[baffled]

Well, one of them is in jail, so that doesnt count. Spider or whatever she called herself... I won't comment. Syaigh is just selfish.

[Shapecharge]

Well we had one scam artist, Short Staw then Spider Monkey, a @Fit gym owner and mother of 15, then the only real hooker we ever had...Cougie. And fuckers ran her off which was sad. Who knows what she would have been willing to do for love and affection. So all we've got now is Signaid, Jezzie, and Proto.

[TerryB]

why can't this shitty website have women that post tits?

every other website has girls that need attention

this place sucks

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I'm beginning to suspect a homosexual agenda here on IGx...one that leads all the way to the upper echelons of the board management team.

[Shapecharge]

I agree Shaf and no doubt the IGx leadership is squatting down at every opportunity in order to prepare themselves for repeated anal invasions.

[Shapecharge]

JEZZIE!!!! WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!!! PLEASE POST GIANT MILK FILLED CANS ASAP TO SQUASH THE HOMO RIP-TIDE THAN IS ENGULFING IGX!!!

[johno]

Henceforth, I will shit standing up.

[johno]

While eating a tunafish taco.

[Turdacious]

I agree Shaf and no doubt the IGx leadership is squatting down at every opportunity in order to prepare themselves for repeated anal invasions.

With regular 2 AM CST powerbear conference calls!