The couch thread

[The Ginger Beard Man]

That dude behind them, I think his name is Kurt, told me in 2005 or whenever I went and partied with the Crossfitters after the Hyperfit USA cert, that I should open an affiliate.

He was a decent cat. About 6'4" or so.

I can't think of a better way to meet body obsessed women who actually get off of the couch and do something about their rampant insecurities.

Ever try going to a "Nursing School" Party? Very similar.

Try Overeater's Anonymous. Tell the chicks they look like they lost weight.

Try your local #fit box. Tell the chicks they look like they lost weight.

But then I'd be paying out the ass for @fit. The 12 step shit is free.

[Shave Astroglide]

Is that Lauren and Lugo and ANYC all in the same pic?

Yep, couch has tripple-dipped all that shit.

Re teh videowz:
hopefully no one wants me to actually 'splain the differences between those movz and dietz. I have no idea how to 'splain those differencez and neither do teh Level 1 goonz.

[Really Big Strong Guy]

Is that Lauren and Lugo and ANYC all in the same pic?

Yep, couch has tripple-dipped all that shit.

Re teh videowz:
hopefully no one wants me to actually 'splain the differences between those movz and dietz. I have no idea how to 'splain those differencez and neither do teh Level 1 goonz.

Weak. Perhaps you should at least spell check your drivel before you press "Submit." But all will be forgotten/forgiven/overlooked if you can provide those nudes of ANYC you promised?

[CultBuster]

Astro's video on both pages and the comment section was being moderated in real time. I was trolling and literally watching comments getting erased. Fucking idiots!

[Croatoa]

I see that TitsNYC ignored my request to stop posting pictures that included her BF on her blog. In fact she did the opposite and posted a picture of her, her bf and Cooch.

[Croatoa]

This reminds me that I need to take the motorboat out next weekend.

[Crust Bucket]

Astro's video on both pages and the comment section was being moderated in real time. I was trolling and literally watching comments getting erased. Fucking idiots!

Oh what a beautiful thing, nice to know it still survives...Fucking asshats

[Anon]

RE: @sstro Video

Do we have a source of the "whole video" - I think it's as easy as the links that are published in the Journal, and someone here has got to still be getting the journal? BOTO? POD?

[The Real Rant]

It’s nice to see that the hate is still alive. But honestly I cannot muster up the bile anymore. These days I find @fitters more pitiable than contemptible.

[Anon]

I thought the clip was going to be more edgy, the couch part was good though.

[Jag Panzer]

Astro's video on both pages and the comment section was being moderated in real time. I was trolling and literally watching comments getting erased. Fucking idiots!

Tell me the fuck about it

[Beelzebub]

This reminds me that I need to take the motorboat out next weekend.

So The Couch, fat bloated and drunk, was having a four way with Mrs Couch, the seals wife and TitsNYC? Fuck. I guess it proves that all you need going for you today is a 150 k a weekend for teaching asshats shit with plastic pipes.

[The Real Rant]

Damm. Couch is looking really bad these days.

[Really Big Strong Guy]

It’s nice to see that the hate is still alive. But honestly I cannot muster up the bile anymore. .

Say it ain't so?

[Danny John]

Rant is back? Well, God Bless Us One and All. The Christmas Miracle. The Ghost of Christmas Past.

[Croatoa]

he looks like he is about to pass out in the pic
and why are all his shirts so damn tight

Cooch's wardrobe is the epitome of top end class. My favourite ensemble was his shirt/tie/hiking boot/cargo pants combination.

[Fat Cat]

My God this sweatermeat.

[Batboy2/75]

My God this sweatermeat.

Allison meet basement, basement meet Allsion.

Give me a couple bottles of 1.75 litters of Whiskey, a couple boxes of Nyquil, a bottle ether, a ball gag, some chains, and a knife; and I'd be all set.

Just saying.

[Fat Cat]

All I'd need is my penis.

[T200]

A minimalist approach...

[The Real Rant]

Damm. Couch is looking really bad these days.

and why are all his shirts so damn tight

To show off hit gin tits of course.

[The Real Rant]

Rant is back? Well, God Bless Us One and All. The Christmas Miracle. The Ghost of Christmas Past.

It has been awhile. I was off on a soul searching quest of sorts.

[Fat Cat]

Didn't find anything did you?

[Batboy2/75]

All I'd need is my penis.

I like to set the mood first.

[Shave Astroglide]

This reminds me that I need to take the motorboat out next weekend.

So The Couch, fat bloated and drunk, was having a four way with Mrs Couch, the seals wife and TitsNYC? Fuck. I guess it proves that all you need going for you today is a 150 k a weekend for teaching asshats shit with plastic pipes.

PVC is the trick. People feel like they know something and like they belong. What would happen if we used barbells and dumbells? that would be time consuming. Our staff would need to be competent and the class sizes manageable. That would fucking kill the profit margins. How would teh Couch get another Escalade?
Couch keeps muttering something like Fonzi. No, ponzi. That's it. That's why we need PVC.

I wonder if mrs Couch can smell the poontang on him when he gets home? Does that turn her on? Piss her off? I wonder if she might be ready for some SEAL action?