The couch thread

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:37 am

The more they tighten the screws at CFHQ the more their sheeple come here to either vent or to find out what's really going on.

I love @fit just they way they are, and hope they never change or grow up.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:39 am

Sofa King wrote:When did Shaf'd go back on the PM board?

I really have to stop having a life so I can keep up with this monstrosity.

I know. If I wasn't able to log in on the road from my phone I'd be hopelessly behind. Thank the @fit leadership for cranking this thread into overdrive.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:51 am

Our accounts were reactivated, along with a wonderful groveling apology for banning us in the first place.

I posted once with lots of smiley faces.

Though, they have been extra nice about what my main mission is. Not to post pictures, argue secondary bullshit, or play call and response with baboons. My sole purpose is to help chronical the fall of one Greg Glasshole.

The affiliates are moving to open revolt. Like I suggested to an x-fitter who runs one here in California, just stop paying into x-fit, keep the name on your door and let the little fuck try and get around his own open source configuration.

More non-x-fit headquarters seminars are being set up. Let Castrati the Seal try and bust up another one. The folks are going to be prepared.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:52 am

@Fit disco, bitches!

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:58 am

If only they were as good at not being gay as they are at making videos.

Botototo · Post by **Botototo** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:04 am

A quick review for those newly tuning in:

1. Fitness is good!

BUT

2. Being "fit" does not make you an ELITE ATHLETE

BECAUSE

3. Those guys compete at real sports

AND

4. Real sports don't let you define your own goals.

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:26 am

Odds on 500k views by 2010?

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:59 am

From FB

Allison Bishop Now My whole family has been on IGX! They'd be so proud.. especilly Little Boo ♥

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:01 am

That back squat is lagging, isn't it Gilliam? That's why you douche nozzle's wear board shorts I guess. Maybe some baggy sweatpants would belie your man-boy bird legs.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:45 am

Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Odds on 500k views by 2010?

By Christmas Day.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:46 am

Gary John wrote: The affiliates are moving to open revolt. Like I suggested to an x-fitter who runs one here in California, just stop paying into x-fit, keep the name on your door and let the little fuck try and get around his own open source configuration.

This is sound advice; legal or not. There is no way in fuck he can maintain a legal battle on multiple fronts.

Lawyers don't do that shit for contingency fees. Hourly baby. Billable hours.

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:48 am

CultBuster wrote:From FB
Allison Bishop Now My whole family has been on IGX! They'd be so proud.. especilly Little Boo ♥

God I love that woman, she's probably one of the lurkers, frantically refreshing this page looking for another person to mention her name. Nothing cultivates attention whores like growing up ugly. When the tits sprout and people start wanting to fuck that, at that point they're so desperate for love and validation they'll do anything to get it. DitzTits has gotta be their queen. Doubtless that girl would let you shit on her chest if you told her it would make her look pretty.

I suggest we stop posting pictures of her and up the mention of other CF hotties (especially Shari). The lack of constant praise will drive her out of her mind and those long-awaited topless pics will be the result.

I'd be worried about her knowing our master plan . . . But after a couple days of being ignored I doubt she'd be able to maintain her composure.

Speaking of which . . .

Cara, Laurie and Gilly waiting for the clock.

The "clock", right.

Who's this "Cara" from Santa Cruz? I like this one.

The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:50 am

More Cara, please.

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:54 am

Whoever runs this place needs to pull in the reins a bit or IGx is gonna go all Chernobyl and this thread is gonna be reactor #4.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:57 am

tits ny is yesterday's news.

stop acting like middle-schoolers. if she wants more attention, she needs to up her game.

otherwise, fucking yawn.

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:04 am

Grim Hamundarson wrote:More Cara, please.

My google is bigger than yours:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Cara-Hipskind/6700373

That should be enough for the elves to get busy.

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:09 am

: CaraBetterThanANYC.jpg (33.45 KiB) Viewed 7228 times

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005128.html

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:14 am

More Cara (Hipskind):
http://vimeo.com/6163129
http://vimeo.com/3263286

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:19 am

: Cara3.jpg (53.01 KiB) Viewed 7218 times

: Cara2.png (365.35 KiB) Viewed 7217 times

http://beyondthewhiteboard.com/members/9949/albums

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:24 am

Norman U. Senchbau wrote:
Cara2.png

Hipskind

Yes, yes they are.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:33 am

As a bonus, she appears to be able to actually lift.

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:36 am

Jezebel Jones wrote:As a bonus, she appears to be able to actually lift.

Don't let @fit take credit for that. She was (is?) a college water polo player. The evidently aptly-named UC Santa Cruz Slugs:

http://www.goslugs.com/redesign/teams/w ... n/wwp.html

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:42 am

: Cara4.jpg (40.95 KiB) Viewed 7186 times

http://www.crossfitsantacruz.com/crossf ... juice.html

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:48 am

I was thinking of making another CrossFit-themed movie. Any interest in that around here?

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:52 am

Kraj wrote:I was thinking of making another CrossFit-themed movie. Any interest in that around here?

That would be brilliant. Before posting your next piece, you should have a little retrospective of your previous work both video and still.

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