The couch thread

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:41 pm

I dig Eva T. You guys are all assholes!

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:45 pm

Shaf wrote:I dig Eva T. You guys are all assholes!

You, sir...are an excellent judge of character.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:51 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:GDG...who is the chickie in your avatar? Them's some bodacious titties.

I have no idea. I found it um, maybe at the P&B? I resized it and those bodaciousnesses have been my avatar ever since. That plus occasional visits from The Unicorn are all the feng shui this site needs.

GDG!

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:54 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:GDG...who is the chickie in your avatar? Them's some bodacious titties.
I have no idea. I found it um, maybe at the P&B? I resized it and those bodaciousnesses have been my avatar ever since. That plus occasional visits from The Unicorn are all the feng shui this site needs.

GDG!

Dayum...love that pale skin. Mmmmmmm...breastesses.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:14 pm

It makes me want to nurse.

There's the problem with the @F chickies...these magnificent asses, but no boobies. Goes with the leanness.

One one hand, fit is so sexy. On the other, a big ass and boobs makes a man happy.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:17 pm

Shaf wrote:It makes me want to nurse.

There's the problem with the @F chickies...these magnificent asses, but no boobies. Goes with the leanness.

One one hand, fit is so sexy. On the other, a big ass and boobs makes a man happy.

Insh'Allah, Couch will soon be insisting that implants will help them with their second pull, and that implant-free WL is vastly inferior.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:54 pm

Shaf wrote:On the other, a big ass and boobs makes a man happy.

Wisdom, yo!

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:12 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Shaf wrote:It makes me want to nurse.

There's the problem with the @F chickies...these magnificent asses, but no boobies. Goes with the leanness.

One one hand, fit is so sexy. On the other, a big ass and boobs makes a man happy.
Insh'Allah, Couch will soon be insisting that implants will help them with their second pull, and that implant-free WL is vastly inferior.

Nah, implants are unnecessary with proper technique. First, DL, SQ, KB swings, etc will build the necessary rounded "base ass." Then sufficient cardio and ab work to provide endurance, a taut stomach, and the needed hip-waist ratio, but not so much cardio that she becomes too lean.

A proper candy coating will ensure good curves while retaining boobage and blurring the six-pack.

All women should commit the above to memory. Send me naked pics and I will prescribe diet and exercise adjustments.

GDG!

Skinny · Post by **Skinny** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:24 pm

Too lean women got their hormone profile slightly (or more then slightly) fucked up.

bill fox · Post by **bill fox** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:28 pm

This struck me as interesting. I rarely go past the pic of the day, no need, but I figured I'd check out the bucket.

Below is the link to what remains of the thead that started this thread. This was a pretty long thread at CF as I recall, with some serious discussion with Robb Wolf ( no longer part of CF) and others mixed in with some name calling and questioning of moral fiber, like any good internets dust up. The initial question involving the silliness of Couch's claim is nowhere to be found, along with the rest of the real discussion. What remains is my name, my ex-job title and insults directed at me. If you look in the bucket what you will find is interesting. Instead of just deleting threads, the parts insulting to the offender, like Twight (no longer part of CF) not crediting CF, Pavel charging too much,Dan John (no longer part of CF) commenting on an email, me being bad etc...remain, the other stuff is gone. Very high minded stuff indeed.

http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/3456/18210.html

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:57 pm

bill fox wrote:This struck me as interesting. I rarely go past the pic of the day, no need, but I figured I'd check out the bucket.

They've been selectively editing the Bucket contents for a long time. Somewhere in the bowels of this thread I asked about why I couldn't find some heated exchange that people were talking about.

Turned out that all the good stuff was gone already. The threads in the Bucket are so cut up they don't make any sense.

GDG!

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:58 am

GoDogGo! wrote:
bill fox wrote:This struck me as interesting. I rarely go past the pic of the day, no need, but I figured I'd check out the bucket.
They've been selectively editing the Bucket contents for a long time. Somewhere in the bowels of this thread I asked about why I couldn't find some heated exchange that people were talking about.

Turned out that all the good stuff was gone already. The threads in the Bucket are so cut up they don't make any sense.

GDG!

Well, waddya expect...a closet pole smoker running the whole cult and his troll dyke running the web presence. Things were just BOUND to get fucked up.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:28 am

I'm surprised my complete and utter pwnage of Glassman is still intact.

DikTracy6000 · Post by **DikTracy6000** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:13 pm

Roughly 2800 odd views to 100K. we need some serious cross posting and /or photo shopped CF poon with huge bazooms on display to make it by midnight. Happy New Year.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:19 pm

Jeek,

Master of the Internets,

Where be the coon pics of Glassman getting the AIDS VIA anal penetration by a diseased gorilla?

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:35 pm

Shameless attempt to get thread back to the top for 100k goal.

Hopefully, I've haven't been removed from the Bucket.
I was cruising along at x-fit until Glassman attacked my little brother.
We had given a free oly seminar at their headquarters May 2004.
Two fucking hours and no charge.

Then, we were taken out to lunch and Glassman and Dan spent the whole time talking about all this fitness crap. It was fine, I expected x-fit to have some bigass facility, but it was a small unit in a complex that might have a machine shop or print shop.

Big pictures on their site with Dan and all of us. We had everybody just about snatching PR's.

I was very cool with all the bullshit they put out. Cuz, in the end, it is all about the money. When Glassman went off on Dan, I turned to the P&B site for some help. All this inter-net is fairly new to me. I just kept pushing at the x-fit board, till Glassman did his meltdown. Shaf turned me on to his thread and I've been lurking until I finally figured out how to register.

I think it is very funny that Nafod(?) keeps coming back here to argue some pointless defense of new Glassman stupidity. I just lift and throw, don't really care about the finer scientific studies that some grad student did for his term paper.

Thanks for the utter tasteless enjoyment.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:56 pm

Gary John wrote: I think it is very funny that Nafod(?) keeps coming back here to argue some pointless defense of new Glassman stupidity.

Just trying to keep the thread from being a IGx circle jerk vortex of stupidity. I take credit for at least 20,000 visits.

Abandoned by Wolves · Post by **Abandoned by Wolves** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:31 pm

nafod wrote:
Gary John wrote: I think it is very funny that Nafod(?) keeps coming back here to argue some pointless defense of new Glassman stupidity.
Just trying to keep the thread from being a IGx circle jerk vortex of stupidity. I take credit for at least 20,000 visits.

Maybe that could be the new tag line for 2007:

IGX "...a circle jerk vortex of stupidity."

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:48 am

nafod wrote:
Gary John wrote: I think it is very funny that Nafod(?) keeps coming back here to argue some pointless defense of new Glassman stupidity.
Just trying to keep the thread from being a IGx circle jerk vortex of stupidity. I take credit for at least 20,000 visits.

Dilrod,

The only 20,000 visits you have anthing to do with is the nigs on your old lady's anus.

Fucking dumbshit.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:58 am

Marc the Talking Cunt wrote: There's been 20,000 visits by nigs on my anus.

Im a Fucking dumbshit.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:00 am

Nafod the dilrod,

The quote isn't funny.

What's with the constant drip of yellowish/white out of your old ladies cooch, anyhow?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:01 am

Marc the Talking Cunt wrote:What's with the constant drip of yellowish/white out of my ass, anyhow?

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:03 am

Nafod,

Will your XFit stop me from stuffing a 2 pood kettlebell in your asshole sideways, or does it just strech your anus out for a nice, tight fit?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:04 am

Marc the Talking Cunt wrote:With XFit I'm stuffing a 2 pood kettlebell in my asshole sideways, and it streches my anus out for a nice, tight fit

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:04 am

Dilrod,

If I say your wife's anus is 12-14 inches deep depending on how turned on she if, am I saying plainly that I've been 14 inches deep in her anus?